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Today, I tried to hint to my husband that we needed a new washing machine. I mentioned that we got our current one way back on our wedding day. He replied, "Yeah, and I got you too." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25101) - you deserved it (7171) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 10/16/2011 at 5:08pm - love - by poluxe - France

Translated from the European FML site. More info here.

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He does have a valid point...

#5 - On 10/16/2011 at 7:58pm by iggz

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If you read it the same way I did.. It sounds kinda sweet, but at the same time it sounds like he's calling you old or something. If any of that makes sense.

#7 - On 10/16/2011 at 8:00pm by twofirstnames

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