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Today, I realized the closest I've ever been to being hit on was with a car in the school parking lot. Even then, the guy claimed he "didn't notice" me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22837) - you deserved it (2592)

On 10/14/2011 at 6:40pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Mexico)

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The nice man down the street noticed you.

#4 - On 10/15/2011 at 12:08am by FMLandurstoo

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He so wants you.

#2 - On 10/15/2011 at 12:08am by stayawake96

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