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Today, my boyfriend rekindled the romance with his ex, at my 21st birthday party. One of the few reasons I'd invited her was to show that I trusted him, and I no longer felt threatened by their continued friendship. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25335) - you deserved it (5777)

On 10/11/2011 at 10:22am - love - by fmlfmlfml (woman) - United Kingdom

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Yikes that's rough, best of luck in the future. We don't all do things like this.

#1 - On 10/11/2011 at 12:52pm by BadMofeelius

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WHY ARE YOU KISSING HER?!?!!

-Uh..uh...UHHH... This is ooonly a dream.*magical floating hands*
None of this is real. I was kissing her for medical reasons. Also, she just went through a break-up.
And I'm trying to make her feel better. Remember, this is oooonly a dream. *magical floating hands+slowly walking backwards*

#21 - On 10/11/2011 at 1:34pm by NoNotTheFace

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