By Anonymous - 08/10/2011 02:13 - United States

Today, I was at my sister's wedding. Everything was going flawlessly. That is, until our visibly drunk mom started a punch-up over who got to cut the cake first. FML
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every1luvsboners 11

Don't cut the cake. There's a midget stripper in there with the biggest bawls in the world. Yes I know, don't ask how.

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Lstands4LOSER 0

Mmm... Drunk mothers attacking people for cake.

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DoctorWhooves 6

I'd feel worse for the sister, this is more like her FML. But really, that's awful...

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systems7 2

Challenge accepted.

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SteveTheJanitor 6

At least no one stood up when the chance for objections came round...

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tomboy13 0

You don't need to be saying GD on here like seriously!!!

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ElainaCutsYou 0

Make sure you hide the boos next time.

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Buttsexpirate 9

****** boos, always laughing and trying to kill mario. Never take your eyes off them!

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ElainaCutsYou 0

Lmao, wow I fail. -__-

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HarveyMalone 0

Perhaps you mean 'booze' as in grog, piss, alcohol etc?....

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rattusrattus 18

I read it as "hide the boobs". Stipulate high necklines on wedding attire, that kind of thing.

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JenDanielle917 13

Damn, I can just imagine that. BILL, I'LL SAY IT AGAIN! GIVE ME THE KNIFE SO I CAN CUT YOUR GOD DAMN HEAD OFF!!!

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every1luvsboners 11

Don't cut the cake. There's a midget stripper in there with the biggest bawls in the world. Yes I know, don't ask how.

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MegaTroller_fml 5

Should have grabbed some cake and slammed it against her face.

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perdix 29

Well, that just takes the cake, which is a lie. Let them eat it.

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saIty 17

Psh forget cutting the cake. I bellyflop all over it, and make cake angels.

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cdogLuvs2golf 0

A new wedding present boxing at your wedding

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