Today, my girlfriend changed her relationship status on Facebook to 'It's Complicated' because I didn't give her my last cookie. This happens all the time. FML
by danthecomplicate / 09/28/2011 at 10:28pm / United States (Kentucky) / Love
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Some people take that shit seriously. C'mon dude, didn't you know cookies are the most important part of a relationship?
#2 - On 09/29/2011 at 3:03am by _streets_
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give her a lap dance. lap dances solves everything.
#1 - On 09/29/2011 at 3:02am by Atransformerr
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