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Today, my ex girlfriend is sleeping over at my house. At some point while she was preparing to dump me, she became best friends with my sister. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27921) - you deserved it (2387)

On 09/17/2011 at 1:21pm - love - by Freechbear (man) - United States (Michigan)

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Chicks before dicks.

#1 - On 09/17/2011 at 5:58pm by Llamassss

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At least when you fight with your sister you can say "yeah well, I slept with your best friend!"

#9 - On 09/17/2011 at 6:03pm by snakerake

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