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Today, I had a massive argument with my boyfriend in which he called me stupid repeatedly. I stomped out of his house and sent a very angry text to my best friend about him. She didn't text back. Then my boyfriend texted. 'My girlfriend is so stupid she can't even text the right number.' FML

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On 05/09/2009 at 11:48am - love - by rawkdinosawr (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

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wow your bf is an asshole. i say dump his ass.

and apparently so are a lot of people on this site.

like you people have never texted the wrong number before? get lives.

#21 - On 05/09/2009 at 4:49pm by JordanAshley

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Hahahah... okay that sucks, I've done that before... text the person you're talking ABOUT on accident, because they are fresh in your mind. But what he said is quite funny. Tee hee. I've been in those relationship-types of arguments before, and it sucks, but it's worth a chuckle, too.

#1 - On 05/09/2009 at 4:27pm by daemani

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