FML: I broke up with my boyfriend. His response was, "Thank god, finally."...

Submit your FML story

- Concept : An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
- CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
- Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. His response was, "Thank god, finally." FML

#17757165 (103)

I agree, your life sucks (19394) - you deserved it (5771)

On 09/16/2011 at 10:10am - love - by Cora - United States

More FMLs?

Smart's life also sucks
Today, while teaching my high school class about astronomy, I showed them a picture of earth from space. One...

sweatstreaks's life also sucks
Today, I noticed that when I sweat I smell like bacon. I'm a vegetarian....

Meg also deserved it
Today, I was on the elevator at work. As it descended, a roach started scurrying about around my feet. I...

Comments

Loading...

Comments

Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.

Top of the page

You must have an FML account to comment.

Don't have an FML account yet ? Sign up to FML!

Your account

→ Illustrated FMLs

+ FML, the follow-up

↓ Categories

FML's blog

FML's falling

05/15/2012

Switch to FML for visually impaired

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: