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Today, I was so lonely, I tried to hold hands with plastic "horror hand" I bought for Halloween. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22880) - you deserved it (8192)

On 09/13/2011 at 2:11am - love - by Penkkis (woman) - Finland (Lapland)

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Get a dog.

#7 - On 09/13/2011 at 10:01am by Llamassss

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I have to hand it to you, that makes me want to give you the finger. Pathetic losers like you grate on me like nails on a chalkboard. Go somewhere warm and sunny with palm trees, find a cuticle guy, and have some fun! I'm not yelling though...think of this more as a slap on the wrist. Maybe you've left already since you know I'm right.

#9 - On 09/13/2011 at 10:03am by DocBastard

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