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Today, I wrote a fake phone number on my neck to make it look like someone had hit on me. FML

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On 09/09/2011 at 8:10am - love - by Kevin (man) - United Kingdom

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Your NECK?

#2 - On 09/09/2011 at 9:59am by SimmoRocks

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Yeah because whenever I hit on somebody, my first instinct is to write my number on their neck.

#10 - On 09/09/2011 at 10:04am by GrammarNaziFTW

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