Today, I woke up at 7am next to the man I swore I'd never get intimate with again. After trying to get back to sleep despite my shame and disgust, he ripped the loudest fart ever. FML
I agree, your life sucks (7309) - you deserved it (30701)
On 08/28/2011 at 2:37am - love - by JJAnd (woman) - United States (Arizona)
CooBerry3851's life also sucksToday, I went over to my friend's house. After knocking on the door, I was greeted by her…
dev also deserved itToday, I was at my family reunion. I've always hated my family. I walked up behind my…
hold your breath
#1 - On 08/28/2011 at 10:11am by cahlalsteel
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+61 | 1
At least he didn't shit the bed...
#3 - On 08/28/2011 at 10:11am by FriskyTaco
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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