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Today, my girlfriend freaked out on me because I answered her call on the first ring. According to her, it implies that I'm desperate, always horny, and just want her for the sex. Just last week she got pissed because I waited three rings to answer. Apparently that means I'm cheating on her. FML
You gotta wait for that second ring brah
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Tuesday 24 November 2015