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Today, I was going to kiss my girlfriend for the first time. As I leaned in, closed my eyes, and was about to kiss her, she pushed me away and said, "Not with that pimple on your chin." FML

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pop it in her face

#1 - On 08/06/2011 at 1:38pm by LabRats

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Dump the superficial b*tch.

#6 - On 08/06/2011 at 1:40pm by emetos

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