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Today, I was accused of cheating on my wife when an earring was found in our car. I knew it was my mom's missing earring but she didn't believe me. After calling my mom and getting them on the phone to clarify, my wife is upset I told my mother at all. Now I'm not a cheater, just an asshole. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39045) - you deserved it (3358)

On 07/02/2011 at 10:15pm - love - by lostbandana - United States

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She's embarrassed because now she looks like a paranoid bitch who jumps to conclusions. So to justify her behavior, she marks you as "the asshole". It's obviously her own issue. Hopefully, she realized that soon.

#6 - On 07/03/2011 at 3:14am by fatalkiss

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That's how it goes unfortunately.

#2 - On 07/03/2011 at 3:11am by Freeze

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