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Today, I was supposed to go on a date. I have been playing solitaire the whole night waiting for him. Out of 15 games, I've won one. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29300) - you deserved it (4539)

On 06/25/2011 at 12:30am - love - by yourmomsabitch (woman) - United States (California)

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16. you forgot the dating game.

#1 - On 06/25/2011 at 6:07am by DoubleRainbows

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why the whole night? you should've given up after half an hour if he didn't call. Go out and have fun with your friends!

#2 - On 06/25/2011 at 6:07am by OneLittleAdditio

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