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Today, I got all dressed up to go on a date with a guy. Upon getting to my house to pick me up, he told me he'd forgot to put on mascara, and asked if he could borrow some. FML


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On 06/23/2011 at 12:24am - love - by wowohwow - United States (South Carolina)

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Look at it at the bright side! you never have to bring make-up to his house! :)

#4 - On 06/23/2011 at 5:58am by GigaPudding

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Aww, how brave of him.

#1 - On 06/23/2011 at 5:55am by Jrefinne

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