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Today, a man came up to me and punched me in the face. He turned out to be the guy my ex-girlfriend cheated on me with. Apparently, she told him we broke up because I used to beat her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38792) - you deserved it (3289)

On 06/16/2011 at 12:19am - love - by Ari (man) - United States (California)

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#1 - On 06/16/2011 at 6:02am by cavalos94

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As if cheating on you wasn't enough of an insult to you.
Seems you'll be better off without her, she sounds like the personification of a grade A bitch.

#18 - On 06/16/2011 at 6:23am by Whammeh

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