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Today, I went to the beach with my friends to show off my engagement ring. I fell asleep in the sun and woke up extremely sunburnt to a text from my boyfriend confessing that he's been cheating on me. I gave him the ring back. Now I have its tan line on my finger. FML

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On 06/04/2011 at 8:54pm - love - by Burned - United States

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If only there was some way to get a fake tan
...oh wait...

#4 - On 06/05/2011 at 3:00am by mexicotoucher

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Fyl. You did the right thing giving the ring back and leaving him and all, sorry about the sunburn... and the horrible memory the tan line will bring.

#3 - On 06/05/2011 at 3:00am by holymolybro

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