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Today, my crush and I were talking on the phone and we were really hitting it off. We got on the subject of sex and I told him I have a purity ring. Then he suddenly said he had to go and hang up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26033) - you deserved it (45061)

On 05/21/2011 at 3:44am - love - by Cassie (woman) - United States (Kansas)

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fhl. find someone who will respect u and your decision.

#1 - On 05/21/2011 at 10:37am by chocolatechocha

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it won't be the last guy to do that

#5 - On 05/21/2011 at 10:39am by theSil

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