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Today, I found out that the girl I've been dating online for over a year is actually a very bored 14 year old boy. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30396) - you totally deserved it (96851)

On 05/04/2009 at 2:12am - love - by Iman (man) - United States (California)

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hahaha that's pretty annoying.

#1 - On 05/04/2009 at 10:03am by what_what

gross. I'm sorry! But next time, maybe meet the person before you waste a whole year on them.

#2 - On 05/04/2009 at 10:04am by nugget88

dude, youve been dating someone you have never met for over a year? FYL

#3 - On 05/04/2009 at 10:05am by hyper12332

I can understand meeting people online.. but dating? -_-

#4 - On 05/04/2009 at 10:05am by jm88

haha that's what you get for online dating! =P YDI

#5 - On 05/04/2009 at 10:06am by 666midnight

"Dating online"? For over a year? What does that mean? You need to get out more and find real people to associate with... where you actually see them when you're talking to them.

#6 - On 05/04/2009 at 10:06am by thugbert

Well...try meeting real women in the real world instead of 'dating' online. Nothing wrong with meeting people online to date in real life, but to spend a whole year talking to someone you've never met and calling it 'dating' is just sad.

#7 - On 05/04/2009 at 10:06am by yottskry

Yeah, that's why I don't trust a lot of people online lol. That stinks though... oh wow. You didn't speak to the person on the phone? Surely the boy couldn't have disguised his voice that well?? =/

#8 - On 05/04/2009 at 10:06am by ArtsySwag

dude, go out.

#9 - On 05/04/2009 at 10:07am by f_ckerdef_ck

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#10 - On 05/04/2009 at 10:10am by Y_e_a_h

I dont think dating online is a good idea at all.

#11 - On 05/04/2009 at 10:10am by MrNhim

I'm with #6 on this one.

#12 - On 05/04/2009 at 10:11am by suaveneanderthal

I think the real "FYL" is the fact you think talking to someone online for over a year is classed as "dating". The fact it was in fact a teenage boy is not surprising, people actually worth dating tend to do it in the outside world...

#13 - On 05/04/2009 at 10:11am by eliz3

I lol'd.

#14 - On 05/04/2009 at 10:12am by deliciouskaek

Dating online can work. Worked for me. But for gods sake, use common sense. I highly doubt he was so thorough as to completely fool you. There were probably lots of signs, you're just dense.

#15 - On 05/04/2009 at 10:12am by HurriKaty

go out to a bar and date like normal people and then you wouldn't be in this mess. stupid

#16 - On 05/04/2009 at 10:13am by pearls

And that's why internet dating is a horrible idea. Why wouldn't you get on webcam with someone you dated for a year?????

#17 - On 05/04/2009 at 10:14am by becky_becks

Dating online is lame enough (with seemingly no intention to actually meet or your thousands of miles apart so you can't), but the fact you never audibly spoke a word to eachother or saw a single picture is even worse. I guess he could have shown you pictures of some other girl, but I mean, webcams are built into alot of computers, same with microphones, how could you go a year without knowing?

"hey baby... wanna say goodnight on the phone for our 6 monthiversary?"
14 year old - "no no... I don't want to rush things you know honey?"
"I understand babe, were both still so young in our mid 20s sitting in front of our computers, why rush the heavy stuff?"
14 year old - "yeah, young, you have no idea :)"
"ok, goodnight, XOXO Hugzors!! Catch you on WoW tomorrow?"
14 year old - "yah lol byez!" *logs off and busts up laughing* "what a loser!"

#18 - On 05/04/2009 at 10:16am by primogen18

hahaha! ...sorry but you call talking to someone online dating?
and not only you, but especially that boy needs to get a life

#19 - On 05/04/2009 at 10:16am by _soe_

Today, the pathetic loser I've been letting think is my online boyfriend for the last year found out it was all a big joke. FML.

#20 - On 05/04/2009 at 10:17am by wmva53

im with #6, how could you possibly "date" someone for a year without even hearing their voice? im pretty sure a 14 year old boy wouldnt be able to put on much of a female act anyways, it would of been easy to pick up. are you a virgin?

#21 - On 05/04/2009 at 10:17am by hyper12332

that actually happened to my roommate-- only she wasn't dating the guy, they'd just been talking for a few years. A few weeks ago though, he said he had a confession to make.... he turned out to be a really creepy lesbian, that's obsessed with my roommate now, and won't leave her alone...

my advice: don't date anyone online until you meet them in person.

#22 - On 05/04/2009 at 10:17am by meridon

Wow... fail

#23 - On 05/04/2009 at 10:19am by BigMac

I really don't understand how this happens to people? With webcams and mics and all of the other stuff out there that can really determine if the person is a faking it or not...

#24 - On 05/04/2009 at 10:20am by i_imagine

THIS FML IS WINRAR! WIIINNNNNNNRARRRRR
Also, amazing that a 14 yr old kid can impersonate women well enough to fool someone your age (I'm assuming you're considerably older). I think that says a lot about you.

#25 - On 05/04/2009 at 10:22am by heywood

*is faking it or not. But yeah, do what you want. Legitimacy is always a great thing though.

#26 - On 05/04/2009 at 10:24am by i_imagine

did he play along with the cybersex? o.O

#27 - On 05/04/2009 at 10:25am by CryingHowls

LMAO! YDI! One year of online dating... no phone call, no picture, nothing?!

#28 - On 05/04/2009 at 10:26am by Lyf5ux

That's sad...
When will people learn that you HAVE to meet the person in real life before you can "date" them...
This website proves that online dating never works, lol

#29 - On 05/04/2009 at 10:26am by althemaster

Today, I finally told the guy that I've been making believe I am a girl dating him that I am actually a 14 year old dude. FHL

#30 - On 05/04/2009 at 10:27am by BiggieA

have you ever had a "real" girlfriend before? i assume you havent because im pretty sure you would have picked it up if you have had one

#31 - On 05/04/2009 at 10:27am by hyper12332

That sucks, ah crud.

#32 - On 05/04/2009 at 10:32am by cypher_sonic

YIIIKES 27! seriously...i'm not really sure who this is worse for, you or him.

wait no it's probably you.

you really were never even suspicious? a 14 year old boy can't know much about women. have you ever been with one?

#33 - On 05/04/2009 at 10:34am by fretforyerlatte

you never were dating. You were talking.

#34 - On 05/04/2009 at 10:34am by trucanadian

believe it or not, 90% of the people who just replied to your post are bored 14 year-olds. not including me of course

#35 - On 05/04/2009 at 10:36am by robbietherabbit

YDI for 1) dating online, and 2) dating someone online for more than a year.

#36 - On 05/04/2009 at 10:36am by funplex

i hope you never got your rocks off thinking about him...

#37 - On 05/04/2009 at 10:37am by 14nickel

I don't get the point of online dating

#38 - On 05/04/2009 at 10:37am by rjc2790

#36 has said it all.

#39 - On 05/04/2009 at 10:38am by sawfanatic

Did you actually just say "dating online" as if that was a real thing? And for over a year? Pfft.

#40 - On 05/04/2009 at 10:41am by santos

He sent you pics of his Peepee didn't he!

#41 - On 05/04/2009 at 10:43am by BabyHuey

I don't get how you let a 14 year-old play you? I guess that's why it's on this site but still, did you not webcam with them directly? Sheeshhhh.

#42 - On 05/04/2009 at 10:47am by izzyyy

LMAO

OWNED :D

#43 - On 05/04/2009 at 10:49am by SergioFML

WEBCAM.
On the internet. All women are men and all children are the FBI.
Okay?

#44 - On 05/04/2009 at 10:49am by readme

#36

how do you not call them at least? YDI Lolz

#45 - On 05/04/2009 at 10:49am by 01100110

and how old are you exactly?

#46 - On 05/04/2009 at 10:52am by holynemesis1208

And this kiddies, is why you don't online date. Chances are, your little pixel lover, is a 12-14 year old messing around out of boredom, or some pedo 20 years or more older then you. For those of you who do, web cam, and voice chat exist for a reason... Don't just trust pictures, because it's really easy to dig up a random persons picture off of MySpace, FaceBook, Google, or PhotoBucket..

#47 - On 05/04/2009 at 10:52am by Railia

Congrats. No gf and you might be gay.

#48 - On 05/04/2009 at 10:53am by Peroxide

Um...you dated someone online for a year and never met them? That's sad. YDI.

#49 - On 05/04/2009 at 10:55am by sheni_009

... Where did you guys go on dates? Did you take her out to a new topic on 4chan?! need to know.

#50 - On 05/04/2009 at 10:56am by chloeandthehawk

i'm sorry but i really don't think "dating" should apply to anywhere else except for the real world. YDI.

#51 - On 05/04/2009 at 10:56am by Juli

YDI. that's why i never date online.

#52 - On 05/04/2009 at 10:56am by AntiChrist7

im engaged to a girl 3000 miles away but we talk on the phone all the time, have webcams, can text for free, pretty much constant communication and will be moving to be with her soon and we've met a couple of times and know we're not faking it, i guess we're a little different, sometimes love is more than physical needs and knows no bounds.
but
i can't see how you spent a whole year without hearing or seeing them unless they just sent you pictures of some woman off the internet so YDI for being lame with the communication and claiming that typing is dating.
but FYL for wasting a year and being sad enough not have phoned, that sweet saucy talking 14 year old ;] haha

#53 - On 05/04/2009 at 10:58am by TattooedToDeath

YDI.
I have no problem with meeting people online, but having a whole relationship online is just stupid. That and how did you not manage to talk/Skype/anything at all in an entire year?

#54 - On 05/04/2009 at 10:59am by deaditegirl

I LOL'd

#55 - On 05/04/2009 at 11:03am by Chubtubdaplaya

loser

#56 - On 05/04/2009 at 11:03am by rocker1585

Better a boy than Chris Hansen!

#57 - On 05/04/2009 at 11:04am by thatminxmyrna

After just four months of dating online, I met my now husband in person. He's Japanese and lived in Tokyo and I'm from Wisconsin. You have no excuse not to meet somebody in person after conversing online after a full year. YDI... and you also totally asked for that to happen, waiting an entire year, you loser. Jeeze.

LOL, #57!!!

#58 - On 05/04/2009 at 11:04am by onigiriqueen

Dating + Online is a none existant word combination..

#60 - On 05/04/2009 at 11:06am by MoonTiger

I think there is a distinction between meeting someone online, and thinking that you are actually in a relationship if you haven't met them.
When I was 29, most of my friends were coupled up and didn't want to go to bars/ concerts anymore. My sporting interests (combat sports) were not a good way to meet girls. The dating pool was shrinking as people paired off.
Dispassionately, I realized that online dating was my best option. I gritted my teeth and put up a profile.
I met a few people, some not so great, some perfectly nice but no chemistry.
I met one girl online, had a preliminary email, then a phone conversation, before meeting. We had a nice time, hit it off and are still together 7 years later.
Obviously, I am never going to tell anyone we know how we met.

#62 - On 05/04/2009 at 11:10am by drimpossible

hahaha that'll happen

#63 - On 05/04/2009 at 11:11am by Frisbee

At first i was like *ugh*
Then i lol'd


Why would you online date in the first place and did the person you were "dating" send you pics of a girl?

#64 - On 05/04/2009 at 11:12am by Fanoodle

#62, it's no big deal to meet people online. The point is that you meet them in person, too. This douchebag (OP) had no excuse NOT to meet her/him in person, he's obviously just anti-social or maybe he has an inherent fear of women. Either way, I'm not ashamed to say I met my husband online, it's a good source for meeting good people outside of your area.

#65 - On 05/04/2009 at 11:13am by onigiriqueen

You weren't dating online, you were role playing. You can't have a relationship with someone you've never met before. Proof you never met them: 'She' is a guy. YDI

#66 - On 05/04/2009 at 11:17am by alex_vik

That will happen online. Some people have nothing better to do. Reason I post on FML.

#68 - On 05/04/2009 at 11:21am by 24788

DATING and ONLINE aren't supposed to go together in a sentence unless it is:
" I met my girlfriend, whom i am dating, online."
not having met the person = not dating.

#69 - On 05/04/2009 at 11:24am by lucie

Bahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!

#70 - On 05/04/2009 at 11:26am by fillmyheart028

hahahahaha oh god... meeting people online, sure, but "dating" for a year?! You never thought to suggest meeting? To talk on the phone? To talk to Skype?! It sucks for you that you didn't realise, but still, YDI... you should have.

#71 - On 05/04/2009 at 11:26am by dancing_bear

There's nothing wrong with meeting people online and starting a relationship with them. Not everyone wants to date the kind of girl you'd be likely to find at a bar. The problem is you can't be "dating" someone you've never even actually spoken to or even seen. That's why God invented microphones and webcams.

#72 - On 05/04/2009 at 11:28am by littlegolferboy

nothing wrong with finding someone online. js do it properly -_-.

okay, OP. im going to giive you the benefit of the doubt & think that your pubsescent little boyfriend actually did give you pictures of a good looking woman that they impostered... & maybe becus he's young & his voice is questionable on the phone...

BUT CMON NOW. A FUCKING YEAR? & YOU NEVER THOUGHT TO SEE EACHOTHER?
can i js know how you found out? did you happen to finally go see him & see that he ws, in fact, a child?
in any case, you're in some deep shit if that little kid tells anyone about your dating escapades.
see you on megan's list.

this is an fml & a ydi.

#73 - On 05/04/2009 at 11:30am by ladedum

How can you ~*~ date ~*~ somebody online?

No cam chat or anything? Srs?

lololololol

#74 - On 05/04/2009 at 11:35am by Sue21

#72: So now the bible even claims god invented electricity?

We're fucked guys...

#75 - On 05/04/2009 at 11:36am by UsingLogic

CRINGE :| u shud go out a bit mre! Instead of 'dating' 14 year old boys 'online'.

#76 - On 05/04/2009 at 11:37am by Shanny

I can't wait for Blizzard to track down your conversations over WoW (I'm assuming this is where they met) and look at your cyborz to him and you get arrested for soliciting a minor. That would be EPIC WIN!

#77 - On 05/04/2009 at 11:38am by Zog21

#65, I was kidding re the shame... I think people are a lot more accepting of it, than say 10 years ago, particularly in New York, where I live.

I certainly think it is better than passively waiting for the right person to land in your lap.

But you have to meet them reasonably soon.
Imagine spending a year online dating to find that maybe the person wasn't a 14 year boy, but that you just weren't physically attracted to them when you met them in person.

#78 - On 05/04/2009 at 11:39am by drimpossible

That's why I always ask for webcam.

#79 - On 05/04/2009 at 11:40am by Dhamy

Sorry - "dating online" is not dating at all. 1-year.........you need to get outside sometime and try face-to-face, or just stick with porn!

#80 - On 05/04/2009 at 11:42am by MGW501

No, you were FLIRTING online for over a year.

#81 - On 05/04/2009 at 11:43am by MoobyTheCow

I've been that girl before...


When I was a 15 year old boy.

#82 - On 05/04/2009 at 11:46am by afoa

YDI for dating someone online....

#83 - On 05/04/2009 at 11:53am by ubububub

LMFAO!!!! that is seriously, hilarious... you really do deserve it though... seriously? are you THAT desperate? YDI!!

#84 - On 05/04/2009 at 11:56am by theluckygirl28

The only part of this that's an FML is that you actually thought you were dating someone through a computer. Newsflash, u were never dating.

#85 - On 05/04/2009 at 12:03pm by im4evaonyomind

HAHA DUDE....dam u really suck
how can u date someone online for a year and not know sh*t...or ur too ugly to webcam each other

#86 - On 05/04/2009 at 12:08pm by miner47

hahahaha that's why you date people in real life, not virtually...

#87 - On 05/04/2009 at 12:10pm by cdonnae

you dont 'date' some one online. You're an idiot.

#88 - On 05/04/2009 at 12:11pm by log1k

dating online???????
what did this dating consist of??

#89 - On 05/04/2009 at 12:13pm by greenyme

I can't find words to express how stupid you are.
There's no such thing as online dating.
There's dating and there's instant messaging.

YDI

#90 - On 05/04/2009 at 12:13pm by tempaccount

Hi my name is Chris Hansen..take a seat

#91 - On 05/04/2009 at 12:13pm by marz88

lol

#92 - On 05/04/2009 at 12:16pm by Tunad

regardless of the 14 year old boy, this should i be "today i have been dating a person online for over a year who i have never met in person before. FML"

#93 - On 05/04/2009 at 12:20pm by the_poop_bandit

Sigh.
Online relationships have such a poor stereotype, coming from all these comments.
'Tis a pity.

#94 - On 05/04/2009 at 12:25pm by kiripsan

You are the saddest form of life i've ever heard of...

#95 - On 05/04/2009 at 12:27pm by relicdude36

its not dating unless you have actually met them in person, YDI

#96 - On 05/04/2009 at 12:27pm by A7X5989

Thats what you get for dating over the internet

#97 - On 05/04/2009 at 12:29pm by dwreck07

bahahahahha, im curious, how did u find out?

#98 - On 05/04/2009 at 12:32pm by texiy

you guys are being super hard on this guy! me and my online bf have dated for like, 3 years!!!! we log onto habbo hotel together and hang out, and when another girl approaches him he tells her off and says I'm the only pixels for him. We go to the clubs, to the pool, to private rooms ;) and everything. It's just like a real relationship! Except for the fact that I've sat in front of the computer so long that my muscles have atrophied and my ass is now fused to my chair, that is.

okay I can only be sarcastic for so long. This is one of the most pathetic FMLs I've ever read--Y totally effing DI.

@ #91 - I was wondering when you'd show up!

#99 - On 05/04/2009 at 12:37pm by soiree

You don't "date" online. Please.

#100 - On 05/04/2009 at 12:41pm by Me27

stupid.

#101 - On 05/04/2009 at 12:42pm by jayfx

OP: You make me feel really good about myself. Thank you.

/Dumbass!

#102 - On 05/04/2009 at 12:43pm by rukusrazor

Now really. I can understand MEETING someone online, and I can understand LDR's, and I can understand being in a relationship before you've met in person (thanks to the magic of telephones, webcams and various other technologies) and I can understand a combination of all three factors. I get all of this, and I think it's awesome since, as a dating method, it seems to do all right - especially in the "getting to know you" factor. (Judgey's friend: "Yeah, plus, most people spend their lives online anyway, so part of it isn't all that different to other kinds of dating anyway.")
I do not, however, understand this. You say "Online Dating" which I would take to be some kind of combo of the above factors but seriously dude, check it out: if you go a year without seeing a photo or webcamming or getting a phone call or ANYTHING that might have revealed your partner's true identity, then that is really... weird. I mean, a year? Seriously?? This is kinda 50/50. Definitely FYL. I won't go so far as to say YDI but really now; if you're gonna do the thing, do the thing properly, ya know?

#103 - On 05/04/2009 at 12:46pm by judgeymcjudge

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

#104 - On 05/04/2009 at 12:50pm by hotroddy

103, you read my mind.

#105 - On 05/04/2009 at 12:58pm by squeaksx24

You know skype is free.... A whole year and you didn't see them in person (even if it is through skype) once? Surely that would make anyone suspicious...

#106 - On 05/04/2009 at 1:00pm by catatonicsleep

you definitely deserved that one dude, a whole year is a long time to go in complete silence. You should have at least attempted to initiate something at the couple month period, and even if you did, it should have seemed a little weird that the other person kept denying it, especially if you two are dating. Nothing wrong with meeting people online, big problem with not trying to contact them IRL. FYL indeed . . .

#107 - On 05/04/2009 at 1:04pm by Always4tehlolz

Oh, wow.

Favorited. :'D

#108 - On 05/04/2009 at 1:05pm by NoBounceNoPlay

I feel for you. I met the love of my life online, and we dated online for two years before I could finally move near to him.

However, talking to someone that long without phone or webcam... is kinda silly...

#111 - On 05/04/2009 at 1:22pm by futurecatlady

#104 has it LOL

#112 - On 05/04/2009 at 1:28pm by withfire

If you're willing to enter a long term online relationship, why not going out and meeting a girl?
So far you already sound like the sensitive human being willing to commit to a meaningful relationship. Don't you think someone out there you deserve deserves a chance at meeting you?

#113 - On 05/04/2009 at 1:30pm by NceGuysDntFinsh

Today, I told this guy that I let believe was my "online boyfriend" that I was a fourteen year old boy. Not my problem anymore. FHL. 8)

#114 - On 05/04/2009 at 1:30pm by g0ddes5

Haha! You got pwned to the max! Sounds like the type of thing I would do. ;) Funny though!

#115 - On 05/04/2009 at 1:31pm by FmyF_inglife

YDI it for dating someone online for a year and never meeting them in person. How can the relationship be that serious if you won't even take the time in a year to meet the person.

#116 - On 05/04/2009 at 1:31pm by 95camarov6

what i find messed up is that the boy has been keeping this up for a whole year. he was thirteen when he started this

#117 - On 05/04/2009 at 1:31pm by shyfishy

how did you find out?

#118 - On 05/04/2009 at 1:33pm by ime

hahahaha, dude. Owned.

#119 - On 05/04/2009 at 1:37pm by arms_akimbo

LMAO! O.o! xDD

#120 - On 05/04/2009 at 1:38pm by soOfa

pretty much everyone above me is an idiot. i've been talking to someone for over a year and i can tell you for sure it's way more than just 'flirting' [i'm not talking about pervy things but about feelings]. we can't meet cause the distance is just huge. point is, i guess i understand you.

#121 - On 05/04/2009 at 1:38pm by dearViena

ive actually known people who met online - dated a few years online - met - year or so later - married. few years later - still together. for some people it works - for others it doesnt.

#122 - On 05/04/2009 at 1:40pm by pinkducttape

Wouldn't the fact that there are no women on the Internet tip you off?

#123 - On 05/04/2009 at 1:45pm by jthm_guitarist

wait? you can date online?
wtf?
why?
you deserved this 1.
you also deserve to be called a loser.
sorry bro.
this isnt something you admit too.

#124 - On 05/04/2009 at 1:48pm by ryryo2

LOL my friend pretends to be a girl and dates losers online (13 year old boy) and his voice sounds like a girl x_x so he would talk to people on the phone too and no one knows. thanks for making me laugh OP

#125 - On 05/04/2009 at 1:51pm by 0___0

And are you a 13-year-old boy?

#126 - On 05/04/2009 at 1:54pm by kevind23

Precious

#127 - On 05/04/2009 at 1:55pm by Petorious09

the word dating implies that you actually met the person

#128 - On 05/04/2009 at 1:58pm by cyberhoy

how could you go a year without having any sort of phone conversation or meeting this person that you're supposedly dating? you took it too seriously.

#129 - On 05/04/2009 at 1:59pm by cinderelly

Am I the only person who remembers this fml from a month ago? "Today I found out the guy I fell in love with online 3 times is actually a 15 year old girl. I've been dating him for 4 years, I'm 22."

I'm pretty sure it went something like that. Yup. This FML isn't original. Its an old one inreverse.

#130 - On 05/04/2009 at 2:03pm by Calaura9

Don't Date Online, It way better to do it in person

#131 - On 05/04/2009 at 2:06pm by Nandian90

What 53 and 103 said. You can meet people online, but just talking to someone online isn´t dating, no matter how filthy the words may be.
And seriously, no meet-up for a month, much less a year? YDI.

#132 - On 05/04/2009 at 2:06pm by FoundManyLemons

How can you "date" someone for a whole year without ever meeting them? YDI for 'dating' online.

#133 - On 05/04/2009 at 2:08pm by anniebananie

what

THE

FUCK?!?

#134 - On 05/04/2009 at 2:10pm by captainfailure

and this is why we don't date people online. find someone online to go out with...maybe. but to have a relationship with someone you've never met is just stupid. get out of the house and go on a real date. this is just pathetic

#135 - On 05/04/2009 at 2:13pm by martha

Sounds like the crap I used to do to people. =P FYL, man. Not because it was a 14 year old boy, but because you actually dated a stranger on the internet.

#136 - On 05/04/2009 at 2:14pm by Zxmbye

i could type a huge paragraph about why this is so fucking stupid, but instead i'm just going to call you a dumbass.... seriously.

#137 - On 05/04/2009 at 2:15pm by chris5182

Aww that's so mean what the boy did but c'mon only another 14-year old boy would be dumb enough to fall for it. You can't "date" someone online. Did you never even speak to him in that year?! I wouldn't have called it dating then... If you're gonna "date" someone online again use Skype at least & talk to them...

#138 - On 05/04/2009 at 2:27pm by AnneFTW

I guess that's what you get. It's called socialization. Get out of the house and be with real people. Get real people.

#140 - On 05/04/2009 at 2:33pm by amelsea

I've done the LDR-with-person-I've-never-met thing before...and the first order of business was always "Okay, simultaneous phone and webcam now."
(often evolved to "Say, while we're here...")
And then I hit college and found women in the real world who were also worth my time. The key is figuring out where those hang out, because a bar usually ain't it.

#141 - On 05/04/2009 at 2:35pm by regalarius

YDI for dating online, YDI for not getting proof off of this 'girl' that they are who they say they are. ALOT of weirdo men pretend to be little girls.

#142 - On 05/04/2009 at 2:39pm by purplestuff

I told you this seemes familiar. I found the FML this resembles.




Today, I was talking to a guy I met online and have known for 4 years. I've fallen in love with him twice, one of those times being currently. He was supposed to visit this summer. I got an email from him saying he's really a 17 year old girl from Chesterfield, MO. FML.

#966789 (292) - 04/14/2009 at 9:45am by oxbbabexo - love -

#143 - On 05/04/2009 at 2:39pm by Calaura9

i thought it was gonna say 14 year old girl which is bad enough, but when u said boy, i crapped on the spot
funny as hell, not ur life

#144 - On 05/04/2009 at 2:43pm by twilighter_644

That's just sad on so many levels. Internet dating? Never meeting in person? A whole YEAR? Sorry kid, but YDI for thinking you can find anonymous love on teh intarwebz.

#145 - On 05/04/2009 at 2:46pm by neverland

have you fantasized about this person?

#146 - On 05/04/2009 at 2:50pm by rubbingAlcohol

Um, wow. Over a year, without ever having met "her"? Or spoken to "her" on the phone? I wouldn't call that dating; you don't even know this person. Obviously! I would call that pretending.

#147 - On 05/04/2009 at 3:17pm by kellster

Way to go for the 14 year old.

#148 - On 05/04/2009 at 3:18pm by wthman

You deserve this. you dated somebody you didnt know online for an entire year...Instead of writing on FML that this happened you should be going out and finding a real girlfriend..instead of moping over being a gay pedifile.

#149 - On 05/04/2009 at 3:18pm by rheg16

That's why you get pics of them first or a picture of them in dedication to you, with them holding a piece of paper with your name on it or doing something specific, so you know they're not a fake. Plus, you should meet them irl sometime, it can't be exclusively online forever.

#150 - On 05/04/2009 at 3:22pm by michelle4srs

and also, id like to date that 14 year old boy, because any teenage who knows enough about women to impersonate them for a year without fail, must be one heck of a guy, unless your just that desperate.

#151 - On 05/04/2009 at 3:22pm by rheg16

lol, dating online is alright. The fact that you were 'long distance dating' (a nicer way of saying online I guess) for a year and hadn't met once means you have some serious social issues to work out.

#152 - On 05/04/2009 at 3:26pm by maybeis

I love how annoyingly serious people get about FML's.
Just laugh about it and move on. I'm sure no one wants to hear you lectures on what is right or wrong.

#153 - On 05/04/2009 at 3:28pm by lolPayal17

Online Dating is lame.
Pay a hooker or something.

#154 - On 05/04/2009 at 3:31pm by crunkkidz

Like the others said, after a year you should have been pressing for more information than just a picture. I can understand you thought you had found someone special, but realize there are a significant amount of weirdo's on the internet. If you were afraid of pushing too hard and ending the relationship because they felt pressured, you should have gradually eased to some of this. Phone call, skype, something. Sorry you wasted a year, but YDI.

I would be curious to know how you found out though.

#155 - On 05/04/2009 at 3:34pm by GlobalB

TOO BAD NO ONE GIVES A FUCK

#156 - On 05/04/2009 at 3:34pm by Dampsandwich

I'm thinking this is fake, or he's an idiot. Sorry, but how do u go over a year without talking to, or seeing someone u are "dating?" Internet dating is fine or whatever, but at least speak to them or see them. lol

#157 - On 05/04/2009 at 3:40pm by Cathercy

I've been dating with someone online for a while. Its nice and I haven't met them. I don't care who they are irl because its just nice to be with them. I don't like people who pretend to be the opposite sex tho because then it gets weird.

#158 - On 05/04/2009 at 3:40pm by ElleEnvy

i feel like i've heard this one before.
and dude, that sucks. ask some super intimate questions only a girl would know next time. or just dont internet date. talk to people in PERSON next time.


good luck.

#159 - On 05/04/2009 at 3:43pm by loveyababe

your post should actually say "Today, the only real relationship i can have is online, with a bored 14 year old boy, im a boy too, FML"

#160 - On 05/04/2009 at 3:44pm by quickbarn

I'm pretty damn sure "dating online" is an oxymoron.
But you're just a moron.

#161 - On 05/04/2009 at 3:46pm by Fenali

serves you right!
always check who your chatting too,.
but i feel sorry.. I'll date you :) xoxo

#162 - On 05/04/2009 at 3:49pm by JADEstokesxo

OMG. I keep hearing about more situations like this. How did you finally find out?

#163 - On 05/04/2009 at 3:51pm by ditlihi

thats, sad..

#164 - On 05/04/2009 at 3:54pm by crystalballzzz

Yeah, bad move dating anyone only online. Sorta defeats the purpose of dating all together in my opinion, so, yeah. You deserved that one.

#165 - On 05/04/2009 at 3:54pm by almosted

That's what you get for dating someone online. YDI

#166 - On 05/04/2009 at 3:55pm by zee209

thats why you dont date online. well, now you know.

#167 - On 05/04/2009 at 3:58pm by maddayyy

okay
#1 dating online?
#2 how old are you?

#168 - On 05/04/2009 at 4:15pm by xHaniffax

since you like the internet so much, you should go on e-bay and buy a life :|

#169 - On 05/04/2009 at 4:19pm by krisFrAnHeehar

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

#170 - On 05/04/2009 at 4:19pm by maddyeatssky

maybe you should try meeting
people the old fashioned way next
time... in person

#172 - On 05/04/2009 at 4:27pm by yoshan105

That's why you don't online date. Everyone (should) knows that.

#173 - On 05/04/2009 at 4:29pm by Shotta

HA! Loser!

#174 - On 05/04/2009 at 4:35pm by twindaddy

dude, I get that people can lead pathetic lives, but 1 year dating online.....like, were you exclusive with this d-bag?

#175 - On 05/04/2009 at 4:45pm by rixbury

that sucks buts its pretty funny to know u dated a 14 yr old boy for a year it must of hurt when he told u xD

#176 - On 05/04/2009 at 4:51pm by sergreth

and that's why we don't "date" people we don't know.

#177 - On 05/04/2009 at 4:56pm by blablabla18

YDI, idiot. :|

#178 - On 05/04/2009 at 5:00pm by Malexhe

hahahahahahaha why would you date someone online for a year without even meeting them

#179 - On 05/04/2009 at 5:11pm by anddreaaxox

This boy is my hero.

#180 - On 05/04/2009 at 5:17pm by slutmuffin

This is what happens when we date people we don't know.
Especially online.
Sheesh, haven't you heard stories of 50 year old guys pretending they were 16 year old girls?
You should be lucky that wasn't you.
I hope you learned your lesson.
>_

#181 - On 05/04/2009 at 5:18pm by offtheheezy

Ugh.
That sucks.

#182 - On 05/04/2009 at 5:21pm by Esmeline

I said this million times!!
Do not trust online dating!!!!
online dating is just for fun, don't get serious...

#183 - On 05/04/2009 at 5:21pm by WindChaser

you deserve it for dating someone online...

#184 - On 05/04/2009 at 5:29pm by in_wonderland

u didnt kno YDI thats wat u get for being stupid enough to date some1 u DONT kno online XD

#185 - On 05/04/2009 at 5:30pm by Listen2Music

that's not even dating

#186 - On 05/04/2009 at 5:30pm by coconutnlime

HAHAHAHAHAH thats funny, thats why you dont date over the computer with someone you dont know YDI

#187 - On 05/04/2009 at 5:35pm by Chicka_87

wow... a year is a long time before you actually found out.. and i could possibly see that person being a not so attractive girl, but being a bored boy...tisk tisk tisk.. lol sometimes you have to learn the hard way.

#188 - On 05/04/2009 at 5:36pm by RiChY_BaBy08

haha you are a loser

#190 - On 05/04/2009 at 5:38pm by ThePartyWhore

You obviously couldn't get any in the real world.

I certainly hope you didn't have cyber sex with this 14 year old boy...that would be online statutory rape.

#191 - On 05/04/2009 at 5:43pm by Gabby125

and how old are you?

#192 - On 05/04/2009 at 5:43pm by sinful_love47

Y0u deff deserved that f0r "dating online" hahahah

#193 - On 05/04/2009 at 5:44pm by coc0

Do him anyway.

#194 - On 05/04/2009 at 5:52pm by ThatOneQueerKid

ROFLCOPTER

#195 - On 05/04/2009 at 5:58pm by swimdudeno1

Loser!!!!!!!!!!!!
How did you find out anyway?
Go get a real girl!!!

#196 - On 05/04/2009 at 5:59pm by lolbitch

Mmm Mmm. Jailbait.

#197 - On 05/04/2009 at 5:59pm by QJD

apparently you've never dated a real girl before, how do you mistaken a 14 year old boy for a girl and dating online is stupid, you can meet in person and continue to date online if they like live kinda far away but never trust anything online you dummy. bottom line, YDI

#198 - On 05/04/2009 at 6:00pm by Scotticus117

HAHA 99!!!!!!!!!

#199 - On 05/04/2009 at 6:01pm by Merlin_44

And THIS, my friend, is why you always choose the video chat option.

#200 - On 05/04/2009 at 6:01pm by mynameisnotjudie

that just makes me want to do what the 14 year old boy did.

#201 - On 05/04/2009 at 6:02pm by lolololcheese

Online dating huh? Well ur a winner, aren't you? Haha

#202 - On 05/04/2009 at 6:02pm by annieannie

BAHAHA
and yes, video chat.

and @ 198, it's really easy to pretend to be a guy or a girl online. If you haven't figured it out by now, I daresay some of your online friends if you have any, aren't who you think they are :P

#203 - On 05/04/2009 at 6:03pm by isantorin

wow #201!! Me too.

#204 - On 05/04/2009 at 6:04pm by lolbitch

oh wow.
didnt you feel weird at all reffering to her(i mean him), as your girlfriend?

#205 - On 05/04/2009 at 6:10pm by jennygurlll

OKAY MAN SERIOUSLY LIKE 4 YEARS CNT YOU JUST LIKE ASK HER TO GO ON WEBCAM OR CANT U JUST CALL HER

#206 - On 05/04/2009 at 6:21pm by naroushh

All bad!!! hahahaha

#207 - On 05/04/2009 at 6:21pm by baydestrian_girl

YDI. Not because you dated someone online; I've done it too; but because you didn't talk to them on vent, phone, or webcam for a year.

#208 - On 05/04/2009 at 6:28pm by Kuroftw

LOL
YOU FAIL @ LIFE

Have you ever heard of "Outdoors"
Its a program that wirelessly streams birds, grass, trees, sunshine and people directly to your eyeballs. You get a 70 year free trial so have fun!

#210 - On 05/04/2009 at 6:35pm by Arian

desperate

#211 - On 05/04/2009 at 6:35pm by Damiqua

that kid is amazing!!!

#212 - On 05/04/2009 at 6:35pm by pink_scarf

HAHAHAHA you fucken dumbass how old are you anyways

#213 - On 05/04/2009 at 6:36pm by ilufyoo

That's what you get for soliciting in Lumbridge.

#214 - On 05/04/2009 at 6:38pm by nowayss

wow that's kindof pathetic now isn't it.

#215 - On 05/04/2009 at 6:45pm by shannon1224

YDI.
one year...wow...
first of all, date someone in real life
and if not, at least make plans to see them before officially dating.

#216 - On 05/04/2009 at 6:46pm by life_is_life

ok so basically there are no words for how much you deserved this....way to fail at life.

i think we've established that your simply retarded for thinking you were dating or not trying to see them so onwards....
a person such as you who is that stupid/desperate to "date" online for a year has some major major psyc issues and really really should never mate as their genes would pollute humanity like none other. luckily you'll never ever procreate, kus 14 y/o boys dont have uteruses.
and on that note theres a nice 15 yearold looking for love down the street...ill give him your email....

#217 - On 05/04/2009 at 6:47pm by BenitoPapito

LOL, s'aight but you never did phone/webcam & etc?
How did you find out?

#218 - On 05/04/2009 at 6:47pm by shaawty

I'm not gonna lie. i showed my friend this in class and he LOLed so loud and hard that he got detention. I mean WOW. you just got straight pwned by a 14 year old.FYL so hard

#219 - On 05/04/2009 at 6:51pm by supafuz

how do you date a person youve never met?!

#220 - On 05/04/2009 at 6:52pm by 88bellydancer

If you don't know them in real life, it isn't dating. If you have never talked to them on the phone and you call it dating, get a life.

You can still be internet friends. Just little more. YDI.

#221 - On 05/04/2009 at 6:53pm by Ivash

you are such a LOSER!
get a life!

who "dates" online for over a year without meeting the person in real life?
jesus....LOSER!

#222 - On 05/04/2009 at 6:56pm by palmdrive

you should've asked to talk on the phone or webcam ...


:/ sucks u_u

#223 - On 05/04/2009 at 6:59pm by Carosello

I met my first girlfriend online and we dated for a year before seeing each other... We were also 14 years old and spoke on the phone and exchanged pictures though. YDI for not doing that at least.

#224 - On 05/04/2009 at 7:00pm by star_ver

Sucks to be you. How do you date someone for over a year and never meet them? At least call them or talk on webcam or SOMETHING to make sure they're legit. YDI

#225 - On 05/04/2009 at 7:04pm by AnnaSeptic

first of all, why would you be going out for over a year and not even see them in person? and second, why didnt you try calling them instead of e-mailing or whatever for over a year?

#226 - On 05/04/2009 at 7:08pm by xxchrissy18

Its 2009 and you honestly thought some stranger on the internet was exactly who they said they were? Without voice chat and meetups?

Oh, in my hometown of Nigeria someone just died with the last name Iman who has no known living relatives. I have been put in charge of overseeing his estate of $130,000. If none come forward by June 10, his entire estate will go to the government. If you send me $5,000, I can arrange documents stating that this man is your great uncle, and the entire estate money will go to you. Please contact me immediately. I would not want to see you miss out on this wonderful opportunity to get the money you deserve.

#227 - On 05/04/2009 at 7:10pm by cxal

Wow that sucks, I agree with 18 & 20.

I met my current boyfriend online, well technically. I already knew about him through a mutual friend, and I started facebook messaging him. Then a couple nights later I called him and then we met in person and we've been together since then. But seriously, it's one thing if you meet someone online and then meet them in person ASAP, but you're just a loser w/ no life. YDI.

#228 - On 05/04/2009 at 7:21pm by anonymous2323

Online dating is the stupidest thing on Earth.

#229 - On 05/04/2009 at 7:26pm by Suicidal_Alpaca

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
OMG
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
THAT IS FKN HILARIOUS!

that poor kid.

#230 - On 05/04/2009 at 7:26pm by alyren16

To all the narrow-minded idiots out there claiming that socializing is graceful and that nobody can meet legitimate people online, I hope you all find your perfect douche-bag or whore this Friday night -- while intoxicated, that is.

I am by no means defending the OP. I think he lacked common sense. I think he had a better way to go about it.

But come on now, hook-ups are just as sad as finding a date online.

#231 - On 05/04/2009 at 7:41pm by ohwellhun

230 - read the post. This kid never found a date online. He found someone who he never spoke to or met and person and called that dating. Thats like saying you are hooking up with strangers at the bar every night, but haven't yet realized that you actually have to go to the bar to do so

#232 - On 05/04/2009 at 7:47pm by cxal

And you never thought to cam with them or call them? (Skype IS free, you know.)
I'd say that's your own fault.

#233 - On 05/04/2009 at 7:51pm by Meeka

Dating online? What the hell....is wrong with you o_O
you must be preeeeeetty lonely... ;D

#234 - On 05/04/2009 at 7:52pm by StrawberryPiez_

Haha um, how are you even technically dating online?
I don't get how you would be able to "date" unless you've met in person.. I mean would playing checkers online together be considered online dating? I'm confused by this hahhahaahahah

#235 - On 05/04/2009 at 8:01pm by kpooter

I don't think you can call flirting with someone online for a year dating, especially since you never had met the actual person =)

#236 - On 05/04/2009 at 8:02pm by LikesaLaugh

wow.....................you fail at life

#237 - On 05/04/2009 at 8:03pm by lebubbity

FYL in so many ways. I feel very sorry for you. That was probably a crime haha

#238 - On 05/04/2009 at 8:04pm by karr92

woooooow

#239 - On 05/04/2009 at 8:19pm by jonathanpatric

well now, this is what you get for dating online.
and for over a year? jeez dude, go out tonight and find a real woman lol.

#240 - On 05/04/2009 at 8:24pm by ellymosh

Yeah...you better hope nobody reports you. That could be illegal.

Anyway, I have lots of online friends. Some friends I even talk to on the phone or text. Online friends are great but online dating idk. Dating implies some sort of physical contact. E-Crushing is alright too I guess if you aren't obsessing over the person. There are lots of cute girls on the interwebs but I wouldn't go as far as to ask them out and call ourselves a couple. Ya know?

#241 - On 05/04/2009 at 8:27pm by RARE

bahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahah.

#242 - On 05/04/2009 at 8:29pm by iambean

are you really too socially awkward to meet a girl in person?
there are A LOT of girls out there im sure you can find one without the use of a computer...
and who actually DATES online? i mean if u meet a person okay fine, whatever
but you would really date someone?
what if they were ugly?

#243 - On 05/04/2009 at 8:46pm by _shit_happens_

I can understand online dating... I've done it, but the whole time we also talked on the phone and it became more of a long distance thing. We planned to meet. But holy shit, did you really not know this person well enough AT ALL to see the signs???

#244 - On 05/04/2009 at 8:47pm by FMY_FYL

Owned.

I personally have no use for online dating. I used to enjoy going on hotornot.com just to rate people and kill time, so I decided to get a new account. Next thing I know I'm getting bombarded with meet requests from different "girls" from the Phillipines (most likely scam artists) and got favorited by a couple sketchy 40-year old dudes...Haven't gone on there since.

Fuck the internet. :P

#245 - On 05/04/2009 at 8:49pm by chea_chea

also: LOL @ 226

#246 - On 05/04/2009 at 8:51pm by FMY_FYL

try drinking orange juice and yes! #246!

#247 - On 05/04/2009 at 8:56pm by philmaster41

Actually I don't think its illegal seeing as the kid said he was a girl, and put false information. The way they get the creeps on To Catch a Predator is they have to have said sexual information to a minor that told them their age.

#248 - On 05/04/2009 at 9:00pm by Zog21

sorry but, DUH.

#249 - On 05/04/2009 at 9:03pm by linzhart333

FAIL for oh so many reasons. YDI

#250 - On 05/04/2009 at 9:03pm by alpha

YDI for dating online..

#251 - On 05/04/2009 at 9:06pm by sLap

LMAO.
I'm sorry.
I thought I told you when we first started dating.
I thought you were gay, too. xP

#252 - On 05/04/2009 at 9:09pm by manoverboard

Uh... hopefully you leanred to not date online. If you were serious, you wasted a whole year of your life. I still don't get how anyone could fall in love with someone without ever seeing them in person.

#253 - On 05/04/2009 at 9:13pm by AB

in the whole year of dating you never asked to see them on a webcam or talk to them on the phone...?

#254 - On 05/04/2009 at 9:16pm by forealFML

lol. why would you online date? tahts teh dumbest thing to do.

#255 - On 05/04/2009 at 9:19pm by liljon3

YDI for dating someone over the net.

#256 - On 05/04/2009 at 9:27pm by WellThatSuckz

man, i'm sorry
but LMFAO

#257 - On 05/04/2009 at 9:31pm by stickitystickman

YDI, as stated, for online dating.

#258 - On 05/04/2009 at 9:39pm by CapnObvious123

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA man FYL. fa real. Go outside. Join a club. Meet some people. Meet someone your own ageeeee!
eww thats so effed up!

#259 - On 05/04/2009 at 9:46pm by fmyoptical

ahhahahahahhahhahahahahahahahahahahah , sorry fyl. jeez meet people in real life , online shit is gross. but that was a great laugh =]

#260 - On 05/04/2009 at 9:59pm by beebz

ohmigosh that sucks...its sillarious tho =]...how old are you like forreal you didnt pick up on anything suspicious?! I mean honestly ive seen some 14 year old boys dressed as girls and they were pretty decent lookin "girls" but still! my advice...next time AT LEAST do a chat with a web cam lolz or better yet meet somebody irl not onlineee

#261 - On 05/04/2009 at 10:16pm by thatloseruknow

ok get out of your room do you really think you can have a serious relationship over the interwebz?

#262 - On 05/04/2009 at 10:23pm by slamdnkindrummer

Wow... Just wow.

#263 - On 05/04/2009 at 10:26pm by Maou

Hahahah ... bahaha ... hahahahahahahahah!! if you were dating "her" for that long don't you think you would have been on webcam or talked on the phone by now. HAHAHAHH YDI.

#264 - On 05/04/2009 at 10:36pm by whudafxup

Hahahah ... bahaha ... hahahahahahahahah!! if you were dating "her" for that long don't you think you would have been on webcam or talked on the phone by now. HAHAHAHH YDI.

#265 - On 05/04/2009 at 10:37pm by whudafxup

the funny thing is that if the OP is at least 17, then depending on what happened between the two of them that led her to think she was dating him, she could go to jail for this - now that would really be a FML

#266 - On 05/04/2009 at 10:40pm by cartering

Do you not have a webcam? It's been a year how did you just magically find out?

#267 - On 05/04/2009 at 10:44pm by manamanah

YDI for online dating but look at the bright side, at least it wasn't a very-horny 41 year old man

#268 - On 05/04/2009 at 11:03pm by allseeingeye

I agree with #7.

#269 - On 05/04/2009 at 11:27pm by _mcs_

ok.. this is b.s.
if you dated over a year, wouldnt you talk on the phone?
and if you cant see eachother then wouldnt you send pictures?

#270 - On 05/04/2009 at 11:41pm by colbaybayy

So judgmental on Long Distance...
Wonder how you found out that she had a penis.

#271 - On 05/04/2009 at 11:45pm by Emwo

man, duirng the year u were dating, did u atleast ask to see the person? -_-

#272 - On 05/04/2009 at 11:47pm by Teriyaki360

AHAHAHAHAHA aww maybe when he's 18 you can work something out

#273 - On 05/04/2009 at 11:51pm by thegoodlifeNOT

online dating is not dating.

#274 - On 05/05/2009 at 12:24am by that_guy01

How do you possibly "date" someone for over a YEAR, and never ONCE talk to them on the phone? YDI, idiot.

#275 - On 05/05/2009 at 12:40am by AmyLynn0721

hahahah thats funny

#276 - On 05/05/2009 at 1:44am by dafodil69

OMG #18 has it! i can't believe you didn't know i mean WOW!

#277 - On 05/05/2009 at 2:07am by hottiegirl09

Hahahahahha. YDI for dating online.

But atleast it wasnt a 80 year old man

#278 - On 05/05/2009 at 2:27am by sophiepento

Hi, this is Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC...FYL

#279 - On 05/05/2009 at 2:33am by Mylifeisfukd

That's funny! Sounds like something my little brother would do!

#280 - On 05/05/2009 at 2:43am by Kickinchicken213

HAHA!
oh shit
there are plenty of girls right outside your door, go grab one of them, forget this online crap, what happened to socialising?

#281 - On 05/05/2009 at 2:44am by lolffsfml

arf dude.... This is beyond FYL!!! Sorry you fell for it.

#282 - On 05/05/2009 at 2:53am by Mikeymikey

All the haters just haven't spent enough time on the internet to understand.

FYL that sucks D:
but, if you haven't webcamed or anything, it probably wasn't that serious in the first place *pats on back*

#283 - On 05/05/2009 at 3:07am by airplanefood

if you are in love only four more years and he's all yours

#284 - On 05/05/2009 at 3:12am by nodbor

wow, thats ur fault.

#285 - On 05/05/2009 at 3:59am by xxmsp91

When did doing nothing but talk online qualify as dating? Oh, it never has. That's probably God's way of telling you you're gonna be a virgin forever.

#287 - On 05/05/2009 at 4:38am by NTrav

WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

*breathes*

HAHAAAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

:')

#288 - On 05/05/2009 at 5:23am by ashtaru

....how did this happen???? you never tried to call her or anything?

#289 - On 05/05/2009 at 5:33am by blaargh33

i read something like this before on FML.
you suck

#290 - On 05/05/2009 at 9:37am by ione

...webcam? Get one.

#291 - On 05/05/2009 at 10:17am by jjjeah

How many nights did you spend typing with one hand to this kid? Go make cherry pie on the wall.

#292 - On 05/05/2009 at 11:30am by Ae_hunt

congrats... you are an unwitting participant in something that is potentially illegal. It is because of this story, and stories like this that I will never actually date someone on the internet.

#293 - On 05/05/2009 at 11:39am by DankJemo

That's your own fault.
Maybe talking on the phone with someone before dating, or MEETING the person, would be a smart thing to do next time.

#294 - On 05/05/2009 at 12:08pm by invisibledamage

#99 --
You really just made yourself sound pathetic; I apologize for saying this.
I am sure you won't log on and look at the comments again, but really now.
"I AM THE ONLY PIXELS FOR HIM."
At least use something like Second Life if you are going to do that kind of stuff.
SL has age verification shit, I had to send them a freaking copy of my ID and a bank statement.

#295 - On 05/05/2009 at 12:17pm by invisibledamage

You've got to be smart when you enter an "online relationship."
Make sure you know that person, make sure they're consistent in their identity. Also, make sure there's a way to communicate with Skype or something.
My relationship is more of a long distance relationship, but I know it's with a man and not a woman/girl/boy. Unless they take a lot of testosterone or something to achieve that deep voice.

#296 - On 05/05/2009 at 12:24pm by ahkeykeykey

haha douche

#297 - On 05/05/2009 at 12:26pm by fat_man_1988

haha douche

#298 - On 05/05/2009 at 12:26pm by fat_man_1988

IF YOU CANT GUESS I WAS BEING SARCASTIC TO #99.

#299 - On 05/05/2009 at 12:28pm by invisibledamage

I mean if you offered to meet and "she" said no.......................what do YOU think?

YDI

#300 - On 05/05/2009 at 1:50pm by WinonaSmile

I have to agree with # 151 to the point that an 14yr old boy can pull that off.. either your just that dumb or this " girl" you have been dating decided to say that she was a 14yr old boy so you would stop talking to her...

#301 - On 05/05/2009 at 4:23pm by Gidgit25

That's what you get for online dating.
:D

#302 - On 05/05/2009 at 4:54pm by WalkingDisasteR

URE A PUSSY GET A LIFE

#303 - On 05/05/2009 at 4:57pm by bostonkid3328

lmao
thats why i dont do that. dumbass.
14 year olds are smarter than u think

#304 - On 05/05/2009 at 6:23pm by Windextor16

why would you date online? how lame

#305 - On 05/05/2009 at 6:38pm by fallchild007

This is why they created the webcam. Or even phones. You can't tell me you didn't do either of those in the whole year you "dated?"

-__-

#306 - On 05/05/2009 at 6:51pm by Panicattackx5

You shouldn't date exclusively online for a year.

Talking over the internet is a completely different experience from talking in person. I can MAYBE understand dating for a week or so before you decide to meet up, but you totally deserve it if you actually dated someone online for a year.

I feel sorry for you, but nonetheless that's not a good way to go about it.

#307 - On 05/05/2009 at 7:45pm by Fragnox

You can never trust online dating.

#308 - On 05/05/2009 at 7:48pm by rAdi0k0n

yea fyl is right. dating online? lets be serious are you that desperate you can't meet anyone? plus the fact that it was a 14 year old you could be in some serious s*** if the parents feel you were the inappropriate one

#309 - On 05/05/2009 at 7:53pm by Emilio113

ydi. youre an idiot.

#310 - On 05/05/2009 at 8:05pm by d1miguel

LOL @ #18 !
Can't believe you didn't notice for a year...

#311 - On 05/05/2009 at 8:11pm by weirdoh

it's okay. i had the same thing happen to me. we are both lame.

#312 - On 05/05/2009 at 8:33pm by calculators

he's a boy,
and you are a total perv.
get off your ass and meet someone.

#313 - On 05/05/2009 at 8:40pm by miss_lola

OWNED! maybe the 14 year old boy is confused about his sexuality and wants to experience how it is to date a guy?

#314 - On 05/05/2009 at 8:49pm by playstasian604

Yeah, that's what you get for f**king online dating. You deserved that one. I'm not even going to abbreviate it. You deserved it. In all seriousness, and I'm saying this to you as someone who wants to help: Open your front door. There's an entire WORLD out there.

#315 - On 05/05/2009 at 9:03pm by aggieskate900

number one : why would you date some one online for over a year with out meeting them?!
number two : you didnt ever wana talk to your girlfriend/boyfriend on the phone ever?!
number three : your an idiot. only a REALLY stupid person dates some one online for over a year doesnt meet them or talk to them. wow hahaha this is so stupid

#316 - On 05/06/2009 at 1:04am by PurpleCupCake

I find it rude so many people are making fun of the OP for dating someone online. I hope when you guys cant find a girlfriend/boyfriend for being such jerks you have to resort to online dating.

#317 - On 05/06/2009 at 1:10am by cbrown89

Wow why is everyone so hard on the guy...I hope when you people can't find a girlfriend/boyfriend for being such a jerk you have to resort to online dating.

#318 - On 05/06/2009 at 1:12am by cbrown89

well no shit.

#319 - On 05/06/2009 at 2:12am by Phobic

AHHAHAHAHHAHA i really want to meet that kid as a i am another fellow very bored 14 year old boy...maybe i should do that someday......but seriously thats just awesome (for the boy not you)

#320 - On 05/06/2009 at 2:25am by EveryDayJackAss

Online dating. Enough said.

#321 - On 05/06/2009 at 5:16am by MajorLeeScrewed

Online dating is a real thing, and it does sometimes work out.
Rarely, though.
Though, if you've never spoken to them on the phone, seen them on webcam, or seen proof of identity [as in fansigns, people!] then it's kinda laaame and YDI.

#322 - On 05/06/2009 at 3:52pm by Ohhaithar

how'd you not know the girl you were "dating" for a year was a 14-yea-old boy?

#323 - On 05/06/2009 at 4:11pm by usedtocare

YDI for using that eHarmony shit. :P
or was it Match.com this time?

#324 - On 05/06/2009 at 7:18pm by whoababy55

Sorry for that, Iman

#325 - On 05/06/2009 at 9:20pm by birchofacookie

YDI. Seriously, I'm not trying to be direspectful, but don't date online.

#326 - On 05/06/2009 at 9:45pm by BeatPringles

HAHAHAHAHA LMAOOOOOOOOO, TOO FUNNY, dont mean to be rude tho...but ur a loser for online dating ..u need to be more secure about yourself and date in the outside world, just like a lot of other individuals. cyberspace relationships are not trustworthy AT ALL

#327 - On 05/07/2009 at 12:14am by naku

So yooh guys still dating.?

no seriously tho

CANT WIN EM ALL.!

#328 - On 05/07/2009 at 1:33am by Vib392

are you seriously that desperate?

#329 - On 05/07/2009 at 8:37am by whateverpeople

ahahah looser
i do this all the time to people
never for a whole year though

#330 - On 05/07/2009 at 12:51pm by Zox

you clearly do not know what dating is

#331 - On 05/07/2009 at 3:45pm by jbg_88

LMAO FAIL XD

#332 - On 05/07/2009 at 6:56pm by xsanctuary

Good thing you weren't really dating her. You were just chatting. Online relationships only work when they actually become IRL relationships. As in, you talk on the phone and meet. Typically early on so that you know what you're getting into...

#334 - On 05/08/2009 at 3:07am by ilovemycats

I wasn't aware that you can date someone over the internet.
I suggest you get out more. :]

#335 - On 05/08/2009 at 4:20pm by SavannahLeigh

335 comments. Epic [x

#336 - On 05/08/2009 at 5:54pm by Curtieeeez

Omfg!!! You need to seriously get out more! Ahaha and how do you even date someone online for a year without meeting or seeing them? This is a super epic fail. Sorry to be rude though. :|

#337 - On 05/08/2009 at 7:12pm by rosalie_haostn

Seriously... You Were Surprised By The Outcome WOW!...

#338 - On 05/09/2009 at 10:48am by Me_Muahahaha

online dating never works!

#339 - On 05/09/2009 at 5:34pm by cullenlove17

I agree with #14 tbh.

#340 - On 05/10/2009 at 3:34pm by Georgia795

HAHAHAHAHA

#341 - On 05/11/2009 at 6:18am by MrFail

Damn you EbaumsWorld!

#342 - On 05/11/2009 at 7:46am by K_starr

dating online.. are you fucking retarded.. go outside nd get a REAL girlfriend

#343 - On 05/11/2009 at 1:27pm by nsforever138

YDI. dating online is for perverts and bored little kids. example.

#344 - On 05/11/2009 at 9:59pm by summzer

...yeah why not try a REAL person, you know, that you can talk to and eat and do stuff with (sexual or otherwise.)

#345 - On 05/12/2009 at 3:26am by mrjams96

im dating a guy online :]]
we gonna see each other soon
& i noe he aiint a 14 year old BOY.
cause we both do webcam with each other
get a person that has webcam && get one yourself :D

#346 - On 05/12/2009 at 2:47pm by breathemein

Ey ey ey ey !! People, people, you gotta understand that he may not exactly have the looks to get a real girlfriend you gotta remember why people date online.. Its where people like each others minds not just their looks. And remember that you dont wanna meet up with somebody you met on the net too soon untill you can trust them unless if you want to get gang raped or something...#82 lol... Fun aint it?

#347 - On 05/12/2009 at 6:51pm by Ironhide

you sooo deserved that ... maybe you should learn some people skills and meet someone out side of your computer

#348 - On 05/13/2009 at 10:48am by bcuzimblonde

Not that I think you can actually date soemone online - but that's still kind of sad.

#349 - On 05/13/2009 at 1:18pm by YukiKirai

That's why I find online dating one of the most pathetic things known to mankind.

#350 - On 05/13/2009 at 4:55pm by Shannn

hahahaha this just made my day. YDI for only talking online for a year and calling it "dating"

#351 - On 05/14/2009 at 7:37pm by meggles611

Yeah .. no . I agree w/ him ^^ how do you call it dating .. you fell in love with the conversation you guys made ...... sad . tsk tsk.

#352 - On 05/15/2009 at 1:40pm by jagaugga

you dated for over a year and never talked on the phone?

#353 - On 05/16/2009 at 1:31pm by stellarxx

That really does suck, dude.

#354 - On 05/16/2009 at 3:10pm by Misa_Mai

uhm, next time, don't have any online relationships.

#355 - On 05/17/2009 at 8:10pm by hsm450

HAHA OMG HOW DID YOU FIND OUT.

#356 - On 05/18/2009 at 3:26am by kissesinbetween

ouch,..

#357 - On 05/19/2009 at 10:14am by Devikarawr

and thats what you get for dating online.

#358 - On 05/20/2009 at 3:25am by kaylaaa_

Lmao... You're that desperate?

#359 - On 05/21/2009 at 6:54pm by Sucks2beYouxD

wow! why the fuck do people internet date anyway?? thats pretty pathetic. get a life loser and go date someone in the real world. desperate, party of one!

#360 - On 05/22/2009 at 4:02am by vela9002

dude ur like these virgin-loser dudes we see on movies like superbad and sex drive and laugh at them- but ur like 1000 times worse. 1st- u dated someone online?! WHY
2nd- for over a year? -.- duuuude, what the fuck
3rd- ok u were stupid enough to date this ''chick'' for a year- couldn't you have asked ''her'' to go on webcam?
this is is just so stupid. u deserved it for being such a dumbass.
peace.

#361 - On 05/22/2009 at 3:09pm by the_holy_one

congrats you are a complete loser

#362 - On 05/22/2009 at 10:40pm by RedisDead88

that's why you never do online dating

#363 - On 05/23/2009 at 1:12am by thetr00per

lmao this is like my favourite. at least you made my day

#364 - On 05/24/2009 at 5:31am by kimberleyanne

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. YDI.

#365 - On 05/24/2009 at 10:46pm by fuuckmahhlife

sorry man... I mean kinda YDI for "online dating" (whatever that is) but I kind of feel for you because you obviously have trouble meeting people (or at least getting dates). Put the computer down for a little while and it'll be much easier. And go out somewhere in which real people are present (preferably not 14 year old boys)
I wonder if you could get in trouble for this (I swear Officer, he told me he was 18... and a girl!)

#366 - On 05/26/2009 at 1:22am by toodrunc2no

It's kinda funny because I just did this to a guy earlier this month.

And I'm 14. And a guy.

And I know the person I lied to goes on this site.

WHAT ARE THE ODDS?

#367 - On 05/27/2009 at 3:56pm by Korkette

wow, seriously dude thats baddd
i went out with a guy for a month over web
uh hello telephone and webcams
did you just aim them every day?
saddd

#368 - On 05/27/2009 at 7:47pm by ugliy

Lulz, I usually end up calling any girls I may talk with on the internet within like a week or two of "meeting" them. Do you understand? How can you even date someone for a year and only communicate via text? No one is that interesting.

#369 - On 05/30/2009 at 1:20am by Leaveittosteven

thts sadddddd.
at least meet the person before
you start dating them.
geee get out

#370 - On 05/30/2009 at 2:36am by Bimba

Hahahahahahahahahahaha
Oh my god...
Do you not own a phone or anything?
How does talking to some one over the internet for a year qualify as a proper relationship? You deffo deserve it.
How sad.

#371 - On 05/30/2009 at 3:55pm by lizlaz

Look on the bright side; you could have found this out on Dateline with Chris Hansen.

#372 - On 05/30/2009 at 11:59pm by Mr_Resetti

HAHAHA i would love to do that to someone! hahaha, now im tempted

#373 - On 05/31/2009 at 2:51pm by LovelessEva

oh now that's horrible

#374 - On 06/02/2009 at 1:35pm by jeaniemariex3

OMG LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#375 - On 06/02/2009 at 9:33pm by ladiesman21

So I'm guessing not only had the two of you never even met, you never talked on the phone either?

Well, this should teach you to get out and meet people.

#376 - On 06/04/2009 at 3:07am by tchntrm

Viiiiiiiiirging!

#377 - On 06/05/2009 at 12:50am by iheyman

Now that boy is a real asshole

#378 - On 06/06/2009 at 1:43am by karma_girl

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

#379 - On 06/08/2009 at 7:55am by xomc

I'm glad people made chris hansen jokes

#380 - On 06/11/2009 at 2:27pm by Ommis

does he have no life? i mean, bored for over a year??? seriously! fyl, but both of u need to get outta the house more

#381 - On 06/11/2009 at 11:24pm by ziqi92

well again it's only the internet and it's only a internet relationship.
But again it show how sad u r with the girls and how great u r with the guys
LOL
How did u find out anyways?

#382 - On 06/14/2009 at 8:17pm by AsianHere

Umm... WTF? You trusted some random person? Dating online? Sorry, that's a big "you deserve it".

#383 - On 06/15/2009 at 8:18am by Grohlrocks

lmfaO you deserve it! your such a loser!

#384 - On 06/15/2009 at 4:58pm by jesssg47

HAHAHAHA fail :(

#385 - On 06/23/2009 at 2:40pm by roundnproud

epic fail....but #385, im sure ur fat ass cant get a date either. neways, YDI but at least u have options if ur gay rofl!!

#386 - On 06/27/2009 at 4:58am by whiteblackman

ouch. FYL

#387 - On 07/11/2009 at 8:08am by khxx11

How the fuck can you consider it dating when you're doing it online and have never met!?!?! What exactly constitutes an online date? And didn't you ever think to meet with, or actually speak to this 'girl' at any point in this 12 month period.... Seriously, if you can be fooled into this, you deserve to be fooled into this.

#388 - On 07/22/2009 at 12:36am by JEFFEBOI

is he hott? lmao

#389 - On 07/26/2009 at 8:05pm by mellr7

Wow ur pritty gay then

#390 - On 07/27/2009 at 4:22am by Jimmy9999

the internet: where the men are men, the women are men, and children are FBI agents.

#391 - On 08/19/2009 at 11:22pm by dan81892

how do you 'date' someone online?

#392 - On 08/23/2009 at 10:24pm by Than

there is no dating online wtf are you saying lol loser

#393 - On 08/30/2009 at 8:44am by Seven47

I'm actually dating someone online - I've known them for over a year, but we've been dating for around seven months. We speak and go on webcam on skype pretty much every day, and we're perfectly happy in our relationship. The only reason we haven't met is because I live in England, and he lives in America - and we don't have enough money to travel and visit each other. However, we do plan to as soon as our circumstances let us :) However, I will say YDI for this, because you "knew" and "dated" for a year without proper pictures, webcam or speaking on something like skype? That's just... stupid. YDI!

#394 - On 08/30/2009 at 5:30pm by SonicSophie

HAHAHAHA!

#395 - On 09/01/2009 at 9:57pm by Hockeylover87_71

COMMON
TOO
COMMON
WAY
TOO
COMMON

#396 - On 09/02/2009 at 11:25am by Andy_fails_

online-dating is gay. your such a douchebag

#397 - On 09/09/2009 at 3:13pm by Ivan_6421

rofl

#398 - On 09/10/2009 at 12:10am by FlyingTomato7

I have to agree online relation and dating isn't a bad thing. if you know what to do. I met a guy on Second Life (Linden Labs basically owns the game to those who doesn't know it), Named Health Kyle and i know this year i'm meeting him(Gay Relationship) but 1 year without meeting seems like you may have been fooled or may not have any idea to use chats and webcams and a mic. Me and my mate been together for awhile now, and we got are future plans already set in place once i get my plane tickets this year. We been webcaming a lot and mostly on cellphone. But for me since i got a loving heart and so dose my mate wanting me to meet him this year so badly. I think the best options for you is try harder next time. If you want to get a lover online and actuality be able to meet him or her like i am then i think you should contact me on xfire (dlc1700) so i can give you information to get you going. Because I love my boyfriend more than life itself hes basically the whole world to me and would hate that to be taken away from me. But anyways i hope you try be careful next time and try doing things like i did.

#399 - On 10/06/2009 at 4:01pm by RathSphere

>_> man i should reread my spellings spelled my bf name wrong *Heath Kyle* there

#400 - On 10/06/2009 at 4:07pm by RathSphere

Wtf? How do you "date" someone "online" for a year.... YDI for being a retard

#401 - On 10/25/2009 at 5:03pm by zoffix

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