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Today, it's my wedding day, and I have uncontrollable diarrhea. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (54169) - you deserved it (3633)

On 05/14/2011 at 9:17am - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

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just wear a diaper. you can pull it off with a puffy dress.

#5 - On 05/14/2011 at 1:42pm by Isabel312

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Chocolate rain, some stay dry while others feel the pain. Chocolate rain, always fucks your life and leaves a stain.

#16 - On 05/14/2011 at 1:48pm by HeavyMetalViking

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