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Today, it's my three month anniversary with my girlfriend and so I decided to bake her a cake from scratch. It took me three hours, a call to my mom, three different recipe books, and half my pantry. On the way to her house, I stopped to pick up flowers and left the cake in the car. It melted. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30043) - you deserved it (7864)

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Baked cakes don't melt.

#3 - On 05/08/2011 at 3:30am by marinus

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You would have been ok with just the flowers man. Who celebrates 3 months anyway?

#1 - On 05/08/2011 at 3:29am by chaos212

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