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Today, I went on a first date with a guy. He parked his truck and reached in his door side pocket and grabbed a little black zippered bag. Seeing this, I burst out laughing saying, "Wow, what's that, your change purse?" He replied, "No, I'm diabetic, this is my blood sugar monitor." FML

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On 05/04/2011 at 1:33am - love - by Cuppycake (woman) - Canada

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Nice, not only was the joke bad to begin with but then you find out he is a diabetic, you kind of deserved that one.

#2 - On 05/04/2011 at 6:11am by TookaWooka666

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wow. kind of explains why you were on a date instead of in a relationship...

#6 - On 05/04/2011 at 6:16am by robc32ca

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