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Today, my girlfriend told me she is only going out with me because I look like the person she really wants to go out with. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30849) - you deserved it (2479)

On 04/22/2011 at 1:53am - love - by AngryBirdman -

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Hmm, you mean your ex-girlfriend, right?

#8 - On 04/22/2011 at 6:02am by DjeePee

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+30 | 22

Tell her that you're only dating her 'cause she looks like her mom...

#13 - On 04/22/2011 at 6:19am by PeteyPablo12308

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