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Today, I ran into a guy who I was completely in love with for months. After a couple of minutes, I realised he totally bores me senseless. What a waste of 4 months obsessing over that shithead. FML


I agree, your life sucks (15726) - you deserved it (62525)

On 04/21/2011 at 10:44am - love - by EmDa (woman) - India

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You're a shallow idiot. How can you be in love with someone you know nothing about?

#2 - On 04/21/2011 at 12:45pm by shellzy

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Just because he bores you doesn't mean you have to call him a shithead. Sheesh.

#10 - On 04/21/2011 at 12:48pm by xXshadowrollerXx

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