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Today, I asked my boyfriend if he was growing a mustache, as he had whiskers. He looked at me and said "No, but apparently you are." FML

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On 04/21/2011 at 9:55am - love - by Username -

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obviously someone needs to wax

#1 - On 04/21/2011 at 12:44pm by duckiecrazy

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Mustaches are hot on women, they tickle those hard to reach places. OP, your boyfriend obviously likes his salad shaken, not tossed.

#7 - On 04/21/2011 at 12:51pm by every1luvsboners

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