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Today, I got a postcard from my boyfriend who is on vacation in the Caribbean. He's breaking up with me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36633) - you deserved it (3640)

On 04/17/2011 at 5:12pm - love - by dumped (woman) - South Africa (Gauteng)

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I can just imagine..

"Hi sweetie,
The weather is GREAT, and it's all so beautiful here!!
I'm swimming all day long and the bounty beach... just WOW!
xoxo John.

PS. I'm breaking up with you."

#5 - On 04/17/2011 at 5:51pm by Doortje

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I hope he gets attacked by pirates >:(

#7 - On 04/17/2011 at 5:52pm by MissMittens

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