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Today, my girlfriend tearfully complained that I was smothering her to death with my clinginess, and that I should learn to respect her boundaries. This is after she complained I wasn't giving her enough attention. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36606) - you deserved it (4920)

On 03/31/2011 at 5:53pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Arkansas)

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Damned if you do, damned if you don't...

#1 - On 03/31/2011 at 7:06pm by azhigatex

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well she's got problems

#3 - On 03/31/2011 at 7:07pm by MrCoolPants

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