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Today, my girlfriend tearfully complained that I was smothering her to death with my clinginess, and that I should learn to respect her boundaries. This is after she complained I wasn't giving her enough attention. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27636) - you deserved it (3721)

On 03/31/2011 at 5:53pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Arkansas)

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Damned if you do, damned if you don't...

#1 - On 03/31/2011 at 7:06pm by azhigatex

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The key is balance. Give the best of both worlds, not the worst of two extremes.(:

#11 - On 03/31/2011 at 7:19pm by I_iz_B_a_troll

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