Today, my boyfriend told me he had to go pick up his family from the airport. I assumed he meant his parents. He apologized and said he meant his wife and child. They'd got their visa sooner than he'd thought. FML

by Username / 03/09/2011 at 5:04am / Love

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  • Rock up and greet her, introducing yourself as the mistress then inquire if a threesome is out of the question.

    #7 - On 03/09/2011 at 9:51am by ambowew

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  • Condoms $6.....
    Hotel room $85....
    Sex with a random prostitute $350.....

    You thinking that you were his girlfriend, and not a prostitute, priceless....

    #12 - On 03/09/2011 at 10:00am by every1luvsboners

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