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Today, my boyfriend told me he had to go pick up his family from the airport. I assumed he meant his parents. He apologized and said he meant his wife and child. They'd got their visa sooner than he'd thought. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39440) - you deserved it (5718)

On 03/09/2011 at 5:04am - love - by Username -

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Rock up and greet her, introducing yourself as the mistress then inquire if a threesome is out of the question.

#7 - On 03/09/2011 at 9:51am by ambowew

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Condoms $6.....
Hotel room $85....
Sex with a random prostitute $350.....

You thinking that you were his girlfriend, and not a prostitute, priceless....

#12 - On 03/09/2011 at 10:00am by every1luvsboners

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