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Today, my boyfriend told me he was taking me out to eat to his favorite restaurant. He said I could order whatever I wanted and he'd pay for it. He took me to Red Lobster, knowing full well that I'm allergic to seafood. FML

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On 03/06/2011 at 10:00pm - love - by pinchy (woman) - United States (California)

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I s'pose this is a bad time to tell you that he also has crabs then... fyl

#1 - On 03/07/2011 at 2:16am by Kefka91

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They do have chicken & steak . . .

#10 - On 03/07/2011 at 2:27am by phatdaddy62

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