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Today, the sweetest thing my boyfriend ever told me was that I'd make a good porn star. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31839) - you deserved it (8439)

On 02/19/2011 at 2:20am - love - by PlayboyBunny (woman) - United States (Texas)

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So he's saying you're really hot and sexy, and that you're great at stuffing $20 bills in all sorts of places? Seems like a pretty big compliment if you ask me.

#3 - On 02/19/2011 at 10:06am by Doortje

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dump his ass and go fulfil your destiny

#5 - On 02/19/2011 at 10:08am by rends

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