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Today, the sweetest thing my boyfriend ever told me was that I'd make a good porn star. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31136) - you deserved it (8357)

On 02/19/2011 at 2:20am - love - by PlayboyBunny (woman) - United States (Texas)

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So he's saying you're really hot and sexy, and that you're great at stuffing $20 bills in all sorts of places? Seems like a pretty big compliment if you ask me.

#3 - On 02/19/2011 at 10:06am by Doortje

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that is downright degrading..
you should not stand up for this!
you should get a better boyfriend, a boyfriend who likes you for the person you are, not only for your body as it sounds like he does.
womens are much more than just for sexual pleasure.
so yeah, FYL!

#7 - On 02/19/2011 at 10:09am by Keevarou

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