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Today, the sweetest thing my boyfriend ever told me was that I'd make a good porn star. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21803) - you deserved it (6270)

On 02/19/2011 at 2:20am - love - by PlayboyBunny (woman) - United States (Texas)

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