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Today, I had my boyfriend come over for dinner for the first time. It was all going well until my dad started explaining to my boyfriend how to use toilet paper. He even demonstrated it. FML

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On 02/16/2011 at 12:03pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)

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Is he a folder or a buncher?

#1 - On 02/16/2011 at 4:06pm by amerwin

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Hope he took notes. Test on monday.

#5 - On 02/16/2011 at 4:13pm by Quasar55

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