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Today, the only person to wish me a Happy Valentine's day was a wrong number calling my cell phone. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25052) - you deserved it (3088)

On 02/14/2011 at 10:07pm - love - by moe (woman) - United States (Georgia)

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Happy unimaginative, consumerist-oriented and entirely arbitrary, manipulative, and shallow interpretation of love Day! :D ♥

#17 - On 02/15/2011 at 3:21am by allmidnighteyes

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Wow, get over it, it's not even a real holiday.

#21 - On 02/15/2011 at 3:24am by Acousticpixie14

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