Today, I received a bouquet of flowers from my boyfriend, which is something he's never done before. Unfortunately, this was his way of apologizing for cheating on me. FML
by Azure_Mist / 01/27/2011 at 5:53pm / United States (Florida) / Love
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Flowers = I cheated on you
Perfume = I crashed your car
Clothes = I stole money from your purse
Candy = I secretly hate your mother
Diamond = I secretly fucked your mother
#20 - On 01/27/2011 at 8:16pm by DocBastard
See in context
if he ever gives you jewelry you should worry.
#12 - On 01/27/2011 at 8:05pm by Dall87
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