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Today, I received a bouquet of flowers from my boyfriend, which is something he's never done before. Unfortunately, this was his way of apologizing for cheating on me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24473) - you deserved it (2092)

On 01/27/2011 at 5:53pm - love - by Azure_Mist (woman) - United States (Florida)

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Flowers = I cheated on you
Perfume = I crashed your car
Clothes = I stole money from your purse
Candy = I secretly hate your mother
Diamond = I secretly fucked your mother

#20 - On 01/27/2011 at 8:16pm by DocBastard

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aww sorry for you op! i hope you dumped his ass

#5 - On 01/27/2011 at 7:59pm by kimee21

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