Today, I received a bouquet of flowers from my boyfriend, which is something he's never done before. Unfortunately, this was his way of apologizing for cheating on me. FML

by Azure_Mist / 01/27/2011 at 5:53pm / United States (Florida) / Love

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  • Flowers = I cheated on you
    Perfume = I crashed your car
    Clothes = I stole money from your purse
    Candy = I secretly hate your mother
    Diamond = I secretly fucked your mother

    #20 - On 01/27/2011 at 8:16pm by DocBastard

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  • if he ever gives you jewelry you should worry.

    #12 - On 01/27/2011 at 8:05pm by Dall87

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