Love: Today, I received a bouquet of flowers from my boyfriend, which...

By Azure_Mist - 27/01/2011 22:53 - United States

Today, I received a bouquet of flowers from my boyfriend, which is something he's never done before. Unfortunately, this was his way of apologizing for cheating on me. FML

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By just say you want to leave! - 02/10/2023 16:00

Today, I got a bouquet of beautiful flowers from someone I'd never heard of. My boyfriend flipped his shit and stormed out, calling me a cheater. I called the flower shop. Turns out he made a fake order, just so he could accuse me of cheating and dump me. FML

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By anonymous - 16/02/2015 12:57 - Australia - Rockdale

Today, I received a bunch of flowers from my 'lover'. This would be fine, except that I don't have a lover, and my boyfriend now thinks I'm cheating. FML

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By damn - 04/01/2013 14:08 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I had a fight with my boyfriend over a girl he is close to. He later arrived with flowers for what I thought was an apology. He was actually breaking up with me; the flowers were for her, he just didn't want to leave them in the car. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2009 06:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of three years sent me several flowers and chocolate boxes to my office. It ends up that he cheated on me with my sister and tried to break the news to me after all the presents he sent. I thought he actually remembered our anniversary this year. FML

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Guilt trip

By annoyed - 11/05/2016 11:40 - Netherlands - Maastricht

Today, I sent my boyfriend a sweet text message, since he recently complained that I'm rarely romantic. Instead of being happy, he decided that since it's so out of character for me, I must be cheating on him and must have only sent it out of guilt. FML

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By Oh hells no - 16/09/2013 07:26 - United States - Los Altos

Today, my girlfriend came home with a huge bouquet of roses. They were from an admirer, brainwashing her to think I'm a terrible boyfriend for not buying her flowers like he did. FML

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By brokenhearted - 05/12/2012 11:29 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, my boyfriend sent me so many nice texts that he made me fall in love with him that little bit more. It turns out he was sweetening me up before telling me he cheated on me the night before. FML

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Mixed signals

By marie - 28/08/2023 16:00

Today, my boyfriend surprised me with a bouquet of flowers he'd picked himself. This would’ve been romantic, had they not all been Poison Hemlock. FML

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Misguided

By lovelesslonely - 12/10/2010 17:48 - United States

Today, my boyfriend brought me home flowers and candy for the first time in our one-year relationship. Thinking he was going to finally propose, I got excited. I asked why he was being so sweet, and he responded with, "I thought you'd take the breakup better this way." FML

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Empathy

By KidCudi227 - 23/10/2019 06:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a bouquet of roses with a message attached. The message said, "Ever since your dog died you've stopped putting out, so I think we should break up." FML

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DocBastard 38

Friday 28 January 2011 2:16

Flowers = I cheated on you Perfume = I crashed your car Clothes = I stole money from your purse Candy = I secretly hate your mother Diamond = I secretly ****** your mother

allmidnighteyes 10

Friday 28 January 2011 2:29

"you are the defanition of "moron"" "defanition of "moron"" "defanition" Pot, meet kettle.

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Yo_daddy 0

Friday 28 January 2011 2:07

I hope you dump his punk ass!

mintcar 9

Friday 28 January 2011 2:09

Aww, sorry OP. At least he came clean about it? Good luck.

insanesna1l 0

Friday 28 January 2011 13:17

yeah I doubt he is coming clean. "hey babe, you have herpes. have some roses"

andrej07 0

Friday 28 January 2011 2:13

at least he gave you something although it could of been better

allmidnighteyes 10

Friday 28 January 2011 2:14

Flowers? Come the **** on. Shit's WEEEAK, yo. He could've at least serenaded you with "It Wasn't Me" by Shaggy.

lovexbox 8

Friday 28 January 2011 5:57

Anyone could buy flowers. Now being serenaded would actually show some love and effort.

MLuckyCapoeirist 6

Friday 28 January 2011 7:43

I remember listening to this song, and not understanding it as a kid. That's a good idea! ;)

lilvic56 5

Friday 28 January 2011 16:41

haha i fking love that song

DRIEAM 0

Friday 28 January 2011 2:14

Ydi for going for a guy like that. Guys dont just wake up with the intention to cheat. Usually you can tell a good one from a bad one.

ChibiChibi_fml 27

Friday 28 January 2011 8:03

That's really not true, there are people who go their whole lives without cheating or the intention to cheat until the day they do. There are also people who are really good at keeping their bastard/bitch sides hidden in the earlier stages of a relationship. Then they slowly let it leak out.

DocBastard 38

Friday 28 January 2011 2:16

Flowers = I cheated on you Perfume = I crashed your car Clothes = I stole money from your purse Candy = I secretly hate your mother Diamond = I secretly ****** your mother

louie111887 0

Friday 28 January 2011 2:25

hmm maybe you should leave him. or talk it out. or cheat on him to make it even ? don't do that last one cause then you will just go down to his level. which isn't good.

tt16 2

Friday 28 January 2011 2:34

wow! well mine did the same but didn't get me anything.

notsooriginalfml 0

Friday 28 January 2011 2:44

at least he was kind enough to admit to it and apologize. would you prefer he just lied about it like most other guys?

kweenbitch 0

Friday 28 January 2011 3:29

it is preferred he kept his dick in his pants....or better yet, split up w/ the current SO if he wants to go **** around. simple enough for dumb-asses like you and OP's BF.