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Today, I had a stranger scream at me that I was a whore and I was trying to steal her boyfriend. She then said my full name, stating my previous hair colour, my recent activities and that her boyfriend had been my year nine dance partner. I officially have a stalker. FML

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Looks like she's done her homework!

If you do have to have a stalker, you certainly don't want a lazy one.

If mine don't get their facts straight, I close my bliñds when I shower.

#13 - On 01/27/2011 at 6:13am by perdix

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She has issues :\ And you have a problem. I'd say go to the police, but since she was a stranger to you that probably won't work. Do you even remember who was your dance partner back then? If so, try to contact him and tell him what happened.

#14 - On 01/27/2011 at 6:13am by Doortje

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