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Today, I had a stranger scream at me that I was a whore and I was trying to steal her boyfriend. She then said my full name, stating my previous hair colour, my recent activities and that her boyfriend had been my year nine dance partner. I officially have a stalker. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36297) - you deserved it (3224)

On 01/27/2011 at 2:17am - love - by dadum (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

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Looks like she's done her homework!

If you do have to have a stalker, you certainly don't want a lazy one.

If mine don't get their facts straight, I close my bliñds when I shower.

#13 - On 01/27/2011 at 6:13am by perdix

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Good luck!

#1 - On 01/27/2011 at 6:07am by x_Cupcakes

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