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Today, I sneaked into my girlfriend's house for some romantic time. Before going into her room, I took a dump in the bathroom. Once I was done, I not only noticed that there was no toilet paper left, but I heard her and her 6'5, heavyweight boxer, ex-marine father, talking outside the bathroom door. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7937) - you deserved it (31764)

On 01/22/2011 at 12:39pm - love - by jester777 (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

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YDI for going into someone else's house un-invited. Even if it was your girlfriend's house.

#1 - On 01/22/2011 at 6:06pm by Showmehowtolive

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There is no possible way that you didn't deserve this...

#4 - On 01/22/2011 at 6:09pm by CrimsonWolf1294

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