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Today, my boyfriend of a year dumped me by text. It's also the day that the birthday present I ordered for him was finally processed and shipped, meaning I can't cancel and get my money back. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27266) - you deserved it (2663)

On 01/12/2011 at 5:58am - love - by lovefool (woman) - United Kingdom (Stockport)

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Sell it on eBay?

#6 - On 01/12/2011 at 10:05am by Doortje

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Save it for another special someone?
Or you could always sell it...

#8 - On 01/12/2011 at 10:20am by DU0

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