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Today, my boyfriend of a year dumped me by text. It's also the day that the birthday present I ordered for him was finally processed and shipped, meaning I can't cancel and get my money back. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22260) - you deserved it (2255)

On 01/12/2011 at 5:58am - love - by lovefool (woman) - United Kingdom (Stockport)

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Sell it on eBay?

#6 - On 01/12/2011 at 10:05am by Doortje

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That's why I always send my girlfriend* something horrifying (like a decomposing squirrel) from time to time because of two things:

1) She gets my sense of humor.
2) If either of us decide to "breakup", it will remind her of what I may do to her and her squirrels.

*does not have a girlfriend, which makes one wonder who I am sending these "gifts" to...

#17 - On 01/12/2011 at 11:19am by Brave_Sir_Robin

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