That's why I always send my girlfriend* something horrifying (like a decomposing squirrel) from time to time because of two things:
1) She gets my sense of humor.
2) If either of us decide to "breakup", it will remind her of what I may do to her and her squirrels.
*does not have a girlfriend, which makes one wonder who I am sending these "gifts" to...
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Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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