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Today, I was on the subway and saw this cute guy eyeing me. I crossed my legs, tossed back my hair, and raised my eyebrows slightly. As he came up to me, my heart started racing until he finally started flirting... with the girl next to me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40554) - you deserved it (7767)

On 04/29/2009 at 6:12am - love - by fmylifebad (woman) - United States (Texas)

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