Today, I was on the subway and saw this cute guy eyeing me. I crossed my legs, tossed back my hair and raised my eyebrows slightly. As he came up to me my heart started racing until he finally started flirting... with the girl next to me. FML
I agree, your life sucks (36939) - you totally deserved it (6865)
On 04/29/2009 at 6:12am - love - by fmylifebad (woman) - United States (Texas)
YDI for not realizing your surroundings. You aren't the only person on the train.
Too bad though. Did she happen to turn him down? If so you could always go for the silver medal.
#5 - On 04/29/2009 at 2:17pm by rukusrazor
How's this a FML?
Cause you weren't his type
Or you were trying too hard to impress him & it didn't work?
He's probably a douche bag anyways....
#7 - On 04/29/2009 at 2:27pm by MaiLouIsLegend
Lmao!
Why did you assume it was -you- when there was other females right by you?
Usually when I'm in that situation, I tell myself "Oh, he's probably looking at her" Just to be safe.
lmao @ #11
i agree. this isn't even an FML... who cares if the guy on the subway didn't think you were hot?
Agree with #6, it's great that you are comfortable with yourself, but maybe come down just a little bit eh? YDI indeed
#13 - On 04/29/2009 at 3:01pm by genius_man16
FML comments are getting dumber.
"Why are you trying to get a boyfriend on the subway".
lol. Really? What's the difference where you find someone? If the subway is where people who aren't worthy of a relationship go, why would you be there?
I seriously wouldn't have caught that. How the hell am I supposed to guess that you're interested if you cross your legs and toss your hair?
Ay =/
That sucks on your part.
However, pretty damn hilarious.
#19 - On 04/29/2009 at 3:37pm by offtheheezy
Wow, that's not conceited at all. You think that you're the only girl who could be on that bus worthy of his attention?
#22 - On 04/29/2009 at 4:17pm by Avenging_Angel
I think it's hilarious that half of all FMLs come from people who think that everybody wants them.
#23 - On 04/29/2009 at 5:22pm by ilovemycats
you should have opened your legs instead of crossing them.
#25 - On 04/29/2009 at 5:51pm by federalboobinspe
Yeah #27 when girls play hard to get, it gets extremely annoying and we just give up. Really, it does NOT create any sort of attraction, it just really annoys guys and we just move on.
#28 - On 04/29/2009 at 6:10pm by Devin_Duke
Man, one would think that people who read FML would have learned from others that don't flatter yourself or don't try too hard to impress other. Karma will come back and bite you. YDI.
#29 - On 04/29/2009 at 7:08pm by UltimateIdiot911
@28
Agreed, guys aren't mind reader and definitely don't try to come off as one.
#30 - On 04/29/2009 at 7:11pm by UltimateIdiot911
HAHA number 26 you crack me up.
and yea i'm sick of cocky bitches.
#31 - On 04/29/2009 at 7:13pm by dirtbreakbeat
That just sucks.
...
Probably not as much as your mom on her knees. :)
#33 - On 04/29/2009 at 7:36pm by Heathersaur
Stop being so mean, everyone! I understand that the situation is good to make fun of from the outside, but when you put yourself in her position, it's very dissapointing! And embarassing! Imagine - just as you're getting all excited, self-esteem points boosting, and the guy you thought you had a connection with completly ignores you. Yes, it's a stupid mistake. But an honest one.
#35 - On 04/29/2009 at 7:39pm by mynameisnotjudie
#10, #11, where are you supposed to meet guys? Your church's ice cream social?
#36 - On 04/29/2009 at 7:46pm by drimpossible
#37 - you're supposed to meet guys somewhere where old hobos don't piss in a corner and light up crack in coke cans. it lightens the mood somewhat.
#37 - On 04/29/2009 at 9:43pm by alexthebrit
Haha #43. Sucks to be you, lol that must have been dissapointing hahaha
#42 - On 04/29/2009 at 11:54pm by 123flamegirl
Aw these people saying YDI probably just know if a girl thought they were eying them they'd be grossed out rather than excited like you were.
Maybe he chickened out at the last minute, and talked to someone less intimidating. Guys are often too scared to talk to really hot girls
OUUCHHH , AHAHAHA .. I WAS THE GIRL SITTING NEXT TO U ;)
#47 - On 04/30/2009 at 5:53am by PunjabiKuri
Well you know, this doesn't sound that bad. Life could always be worse, anyways trying to put yourself out there like that makes you look trashy to a lot of guys. In my experience its better to act shy, insecure, and bashful. For some reason men like a challenge.
#48 - On 04/30/2009 at 9:23am by texas_cowgirl84
or maybe just be yourself and don't try to play games with guys. who has time to play those little mind games anyway... believe it or not but if a guy likes you enough... he'll make it happen = ) (and do you really want to be a with a guy who wants the girl next to you? Maybe he's not YOUR type. ha ha positive thinking.)
haha honestly YDI, i mean if you had looked at the girl next to you, you probably would have noticed that she was waay hotter than you.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! That was TOO FUNNY!! Anyways why would you raise your eyebrows?!?! I'll bet that turned him off so he went to look at the other girl IF he was even looking at you anyways!! :P
#56 - On 01/07/2010 at 3:19pm by twizzlers4ever
