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Today, I was on the subway and saw this cute guy eyeing me. I crossed my legs, tossed back my hair, and raised my eyebrows slightly. As he came up to me, my heart started racing until he finally started flirting... with the girl next to me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48163) - you deserved it (10673)

On 04/29/2009 at 6:12am - love - by fmylifebad (woman) - United States (Texas)

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YDI for not realizing your surroundings. You aren't the only person on the train.

Too bad though. Did she happen to turn him down? If so you could always go for the silver medal.

#5 - On 04/29/2009 at 2:17pm by rukusrazor

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YDI for trying to get raped on the metro

#10 - On 04/29/2009 at 2:41pm by alexthebrit

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