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Today, I asked my boyfriend if my ass looked big in my new jeans. He looked, and then started singing "I like big butts and I cannot lie". FML

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well he likes your butt at least:D

#1 - On 01/07/2011 at 1:10pm by wenta

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bah! take it as a compliment, or thank him for being honest with a sense of humor.

#3 - On 01/07/2011 at 1:11pm by stitch_book

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