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Today, I asked my boyfriend if my ass looked big in my new jeans. He looked, and then started singing "I like big butts and I cannot lie". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7803) - you deserved it (29112)

On 01/07/2011 at 8:12am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Orebro Lan)

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