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Today, I got into a nasty fight, and ended up leaving with a black eye. The fight was with a champagne bottle cork. I was opening the bottle to celebrate the New Year, at home, alone. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21380) - you deserved it (4268)

On 12/31/2010 at 10:21pm - love - by haappynewyear - United States (Utah)

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Happy New Year!
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☆。 ★。 ☆

#15 - On 01/01/2011 at 12:28am by mahimalil

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well atleast u can make up a bad ass story about what could have happened to ur eye haha

#2 - On 01/01/2011 at 12:18am by SmokyMcBong

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