Today, I got into a nasty fight, and ended up leaving with a black eye. The fight was with a champagne bottle cork. I was opening the bottle to celebrate the New Year, at home, alone. FML
by haappynewyear / 12/31/2010 at 10:21pm / United States (Utah) / Love
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Happy New Year!
☆。 ★。 ☆
#15 - On 01/01/2011 at 12:28am by mahimalil
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well atleast u can make up a bad ass story about what could have happened to ur eye haha
#2 - On 01/01/2011 at 12:18am by SmokyMcBong
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