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Today, I found a note in my boyfriend's car from another girl telling him she hoped he liked the flowers. These were the same flowers he gave me while I was in the hospital, just after having his kid. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35490) - you deserved it (3920)

On 12/31/2010 at 2:43am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

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'His' kid? Not 'our' kid? Hmm, someone isn't happy, although receiving flowers doesn't mean that he automatically is cheating, you know.

#2 - On 12/31/2010 at 6:17am by DjeePee

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I can just see the comments now:
"YDI! Whore. That's what you get for having a baby out of wedlock."
LMAO. Yes, because it's a proven scientific fact that marriage stops cheating.

#8 - On 12/31/2010 at 6:24am by zolziski

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