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Today, my girlfriend told me that her parents have a bet going on when we are going to break up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20972) - you deserved it (2651)

On 12/29/2010 at 10:24am - love - by ... -

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Seduce the mom and make sure you get caught in the act by her dad.

I mean, you're a dead man walking with this family, so you might as well go out in a blaze of glory.

#8 - On 12/29/2010 at 1:16pm by perdix

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Make a bet with your girlfriend on when her parents are going to get divorced.

#7 - On 12/29/2010 at 1:12pm by zanguard

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