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Today, my girlfriend was complaining that we don't have "a song". Irritated, I told her that I'd put on the radio, and whatever song was playing was our song from now on. I switched on the radio, and "It's Not Fair" by Lily Allen was playing. Our song is about premature ejaculation. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11571) - you deserved it (41770)

On 04/28/2009 at 4:52pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Swindon)

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