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Today, I got a call from an ex, demanding to know why my Facebook relationship status was set as married. I got married a few months ago, and I quietly explained this to her. My wife overheard and now thinks I've been cheating all along. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26173) - you deserved it (3770)

On 12/19/2010 at 1:51pm - love - by married and hates - United States

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Unless your wife has serious self-esteem and jealousy issues, you can still explain it to her.

#3 - On 12/19/2010 at 6:37pm by mona_is_here

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Should have been rude about it. That way, you don't have to worry about your ex and your wife will feel good that you "really told her!" Besides she is an ex... who care? Tell her your heart was able to somehow move on and you found someone you love and actually want to marry.

#6 - On 12/19/2010 at 6:41pm by LoveMySoldier82

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