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Today, my parents finally invited my boyfriend over for dinner. Everything was going great until my mother asked him his profession. He stuffed his mouth full of lasagna, snorted, and then responded, "I clean shit for a living." FML

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On 12/19/2010 at 2:46am - love - by lovecrisis247 - United States (Texas)

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He snorted lasagna? Damn, I think you have bigger problems than his table manners.

#7 - On 12/19/2010 at 10:40am by DocBastard

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he sounds very entheuastic about his work..

#2 - On 12/19/2010 at 10:35am by dbomb88

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