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Today, I went on the best date I've been on in years. Later on, over drinks we get talking and I explain how I came out to my friends and family. When I ask him how he came out, he replies that he isn't gay, and oh, did I think this was a date? FML

I agree, your life sucks (46670) - you deserved it (8770)

On 02/26/2009 at 9:56am - love - by thetheatreguy (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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