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Today, I finally got cleared after my knee surgery and wanted to go salsa dancing with a girl I liked. So we went and I thought I would show off a little bit and try to dip her and kiss her. Turns out my knee isn't strong enough and now she won't talk to me after dropping her on the floor. FML


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On 04/28/2009 at 2:50am - love - by Mikey (man) - United States (California)

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forget the bitch. If she won't talk to you because you dropped her less than 2 feet, that's her prblem and not yours

#2 - On 04/28/2009 at 10:07am by fatfaceunited

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Forget her, she doesn't sound like she has a sence of humour anyways, man if some guy dropped me while dancing I wouldn't be able to get up I'd be laughing so hard

hope ur knee gets better :)

#5 - On 04/28/2009 at 10:09am by qwerty3

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