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Today, I went to the grocery store where my husband works. I wanted to surprise him, so I went up behind him and started kissing his neck. He seemed to love it, and so did I, until I noticed it wasn't my husband. FML


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On 11/29/2010 at 1:26pm - love - by vhtdgjj - United States (Connecticut)

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Someone had a good day.

#1 - On 11/29/2010 at 5:00pm by UTTU

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I honestly don't know how you weren't able to tell a random man from your husband. ALSO, since when is it professional behavior to start kissing up on your husband at his place of work? I highly doubt his superior would be okay with that sort of behavior. Control yourself and wait until you're in a more appropriate(possibly private) setting.

#11 - On 11/29/2010 at 5:15pm by fearfulsymmetry

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