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Today, after weeks of my girlfriend telling me to be romantic, I decided to make a romantic bath for us, complete with oil bath beads. After we get ready to take the bath, she puts her hand in the water and says she won't get it because 'it feels slimy'. I enjoyed a romantic bath alone. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26020) - you deserved it (3465)

On 11/25/2010 at 7:55pm - love - by TheCrackerNinja - United States (Texas)

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sometimes a romantic bath with your hand is all you need

#2 - On 11/26/2010 at 3:03am by TheRealFamilyGuy

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Next time just tell her to suck your dick in the moonlight...

#12 - On 11/26/2010 at 3:38am by alex1432

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